do you ever just

i see the future and we're counting to the real ten before eleven is reached

[unclefather]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[vvant-deactivated20230531]

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

[reshipped]

this picture makes me feel like I am capable of anything

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[xxgirlnext-door]

That’s all I hope for

[no-chill-at-all]

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[brodinsons]

was that

an OPINION

[amazoogle]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[dressestheband-deactivated20170]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

water is wet

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

it’s in the title

[tonystarksanxieties]

the fuck did you expect

[lambcow]

Like??? Was this supposed to be news to anyone???

[wet-monsoon]

i once heard someone argue that the monster names of recent horror movies have gotten more and more ridiculous each year because they’re running out of scary names and i didn’t buy into it until now

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i love the “me, an intellectual:” meme like its really funny and it wont ever run out of content because you can reference any new meme or literally anything else and just find synonyms for the original words and it will always be hilarious 

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me, an intellectual: i find myself quite enamored with the “myself, an individual of superior cognitive ability” cultural trend, due to the fact that it is rather whimsical; moreover, given the ample constituents provided by the diverse experiences happening in each of our lives, it remains open to easy application to any of these situations, with the only stipulation being that one must furnish a series of phonemes of similar meaning to those originally used. given this ability, such a trend will always boast indelible hilarity

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

[fluarf]

I'm so stressed out there are like two whole boys named Jacob that want me and I don't know how to get rid of them pls end this