Wow

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[kosmogrl]

[tall]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the headline was funny but the full quote is killing me. why did she phrase it like that.

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[maruposting]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem