[fluff-n-puff]

Damn. It seems like one of my favorite sexy videos got deleted. I can't find it anywhere.

[fluff-n-puff]

For Sale or Trade

What I’m looking for:

- Gravity Falls 3DS

- Pre-order for Yo-Kai Watch 3DS

What I’ve got:

- Animal Crossing: New Leaf 3DS (CIB)

- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate 3DS (CIB)

- One Bad Dragon toy 

Pictures and details of the Bad Dragon under the cut.

Looking for $25 for each game, but I’m open for haggling.

Beyond here be NSFW

Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon

Size: Small

Firmness: Firm

Color: Frankenpour

Cumtube: No

Suction Cup: No

I’ve used this toy a total of two times. He’s honestly a little too much for me so I’m hoping someone wants to adopt him. He’s been boiled and cleaned several times with soap and warm water. Besides some nail marks in the bottom of the base he has no flaws.

Looking to get $70 for him, but I’m open for haggling. Will also trade him for the Yo-Kai Watch pre-order.

[fluff-n-puff]

Does anyone else feel slightly awkward when a trainer you don’t know wants to trade with you? Like I always decline because the few times I do agree neither of us do anything and I have no idea what you want, random trainer. 

[paranormalpyrope]

Seeking 2 Whipped Dreams!

Does anyone have one of these for trade? I can trade shiny Pokemon, Legends (including Hoopa). Please let know!

[fluff-n-puff]

I have one I wouldn’t mind trading.

[sentient-toast]

[fluff-n-puff]

Fluff-n-Puff’s Shiny Hunt

What’s listed is what I’m looking for. If the evolution isn’t listed I’m not looking for that specific evolution. The lower the level the better. In an evolution line the lower the evolution the better.

I’m non-combative, don’t care about IVs, and don’t care about natures. I’m really just out to collect my favorites. Nicknames aren’t an absolute must (though I love having nicknamed pokemon) and I will take the opposite genders I have listed as preferred if the gender I want isn’t offered. I don’t care if the pokemon is hacked as long as it won’t harm my game.

WANT

- Pidgey/ Pidgeotto/ Pidgeot (male with nickname “Deidara” )

- Nidoran male/ Nidorino

- Vulpix (male preferred with nickname “Ichimaru” ; if female don’t use this nickname )

- Ponyta/ Rapidash

- Magnemite/ Magneton

- Magikarp/ Gyarados

- Eevee (female preferred)

- Dratini/ Dragonair

- Totodile/ Croconaw/ Feraligatr

- Sentret/ Furret

- Umbreon (female preferred)

- Murkrow/ Honchkrow

- Houndour/ Houndoom

- Smeargle (female preferred with nickname “Geijutsuka” )

- Lugia

- Ho-oh

- Treecko/ Grovyle

- Skitty (male preferred with nickname “Tabitha” ; if female don’t use this nickname)

- Electrike/ Manectric

- Carvanha/ Sharpedo

- Numel/ Camerupt

- Absol (male preferred with nickname “Vincent” ; if female don’t use this nickname)

- Kyogre

- Groudon

- Stunky/ Skuntank

- Glaceon (female preferred)

- Purrloin/ Liepard (with nickname “Red XIII” )

- Pidove (male with nickname “Einklang” ; female with nickname “Frieden” )

- Venipede/ Whirlipede/ Scolipede

- Zorua/ Zoroark

- Solosis/ Duosion/ Reuniclus

- Litwick/ Lampent/ Chandelure

- Axew/ Fraxure/ Haxorus

- Mienfoo/ Mienshao

- Rufflet/ Braviary

- Reshiram

- Fennekin/ Braixen/ Delphox

- Froakie/ Frogadier/ Greninja

- Bunnelby

- Scatterbug/ Spewpa/ Vivillon

- Litleo (male nicknamed “Kimba” )

- Skiddo/ Gogoat

- Furfrou (female preferred)

- Espurr/ Meowstic 

- Honedge/ Doublade/ Aegislash

- Spritzee

- Slurpuff

- Clauncher/ Clawitzer

- Tyrunt

- Sylveon (female preferred)

- Hawlucha

- Dedenne

- Phantump/ Trevenant

- Pumpkaboo/ Gourgeist

- Noibat/ Noivern

- Xerneas

- Yveltal

- Zygarde

SPECIAL WANTS

These guys I’ve heard you can trade them normally. If not please let me know so I can cut this section out of the list.

- Mew (normal or shiny)

- Celebi (normal or shiny)

- Jirachi (normal or shiny)

- Phione (normal)

- Manaphy (normal)

- Darkrai (normal)

- Shaymin (normal or shiny)

- Arceus (normal)

- Victini (normal)

- Keldeo (normal)

- Meloetta (normal)

- Genesect (normal or shiny)

- Diancie (normal)

- Hoopa (normal)

- Volcanion (normal)

HAVE

- Level 52 male Floatzel ( JPN )

- Level 49 female Noctowl (with nickname “Goldwing” - can’t change)

- Level 40 male Emboar

- Level 31 female Numel (with nickname “Soot” - can’t change)

- Level 99 Cobalion (will only trade for another shiny legendary)

All of the above are legit as far as I know. I got the Floatzel and Emboar (as a tepig) from WT so I can’t be certain of them, but I caught the other three.

NOTE

I have a White 2 version I can use for hacked shinies if you’re looking for anything before XY gen pokemon. Anything that can be caught legitimately in White 2 will be legit except to hack them shiny (legit level, area caught, etc). 

[fluff-n-puff]

Does anyone happen to have a diancie they wouldn't mind trading to me for data?

[afrorevolution]

[fluff-n-puff]

Fluff's Slice of Life

When I get upset I need to write things down. No one needs to read this. Obviously you can if you want, but it's long and probably dull.

Lately the ghost an old friend has been haunting me. I don't mean to say he's dead, because I really don't think he is, but his memory has been haunting my thoughts.

Almost five years ago I met my best friend in the universe and about three years ago I fucked up and lost him.

My family has the whole strict Christian morales thing going on so even talking about sexualities that aren't hetero is wrong to them. Back then I was trying to discover myself. I thought for sure I was bi, but then men became less attractive in any sense to me. My friend though I felt was my soul mate. I wound up leaving him for a girl I met online who I felt I was falling in love with. For anyone reading who wants to know, I've since then discovered I'm Asexual.

When I moved a few states from my friend he stopped answering my calls and messages. He deleted every account on every site I knew he had. I couldn't get through to him anymore. My heart broke. I felt lost and my walls raised around my heart. I turned cold and stopped talking to almost everyone. I couldn't bear that heartache again.

Recently the girl I was "dating" (again, only online) told me she thought it was best we just stayed friends. It's been hard since she lives in Florida and I'm in Virginia. She wanted me to move there but I have a few issues that make a big move like that extremely stressful. There was that heartache again. Up came the walls again. I don't talk to her as often as I used to any more. I feel lost again and I'm sure in time I'll lose her too.

I still love my old friend even after years of having no contact. I still love the girl I left him for. I love them both as much as I'm able to. I just don't know what to do anymore.

I don't have a single friend in my state. My only friends now are online and states away. Because of a move I lost my dog and she was the only one I could go to when I had no one else. I can't talk to my parents about anything without them becoming too judgmental or steering the conversation away from my troubles. I'm getting older, but that's just adding to the stress and creating new problems. My fandoms are my only escape anymore and they have to be secretive since my parents disapprove of everything I enjoy and I get yelled at if my younger siblings pop into my room and see what I'm watching or looking up.

I'm afraid for my future. I'm not sure how much longer I can deal with the heartache. Something's gonna break soon if this keeps up. I'm just afraid that something might be my will to live. I fear being alone too much and alone is what I'm turning out to be.

[fluff-n-puff]

If Gekigami ever has a baby that matches his colors I'm gonna need a smoke scroll.

[fluff-n-puff]

Sometimes I love browsing through craigslist ads.

[fluff-n-puff]

I'm having a really hard time coming up with names for these two! Anyone have any suggestions?

[fluff-n-puff]

Just hatched this cutie. I already love her.

[retardoudo]

[newnownext]

He’s had it. 

Watch Coop shut down anti-gay Arizona Sentor Al Melvin. It’s glorious.

[therealmisscocoperu]

Oh, how I love him!

[fluff-n-puff]

Send my triple leaf pair to another user to rent their nest.

Little brats only have one egg.

[fluff-n-puff]

I can't decide which way I better like my avatar. 

The one on the left is my current load-out, but I really like the way it looks with the black skin too. Decisions, decisions....

[fluff-n-puff]

I believe a small mistake has been made in the archives.