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i write random stuff! :D im also multifandom.

[monbebe-twins]

He really just picked up the bread off of the floor and took a bite 🍞😂

[kwpfalsetto-deactivated20200126]

bringing back this holy performance!👌🏼

breathe if you’re turned on 👀

[gyujihan]

190421 | © Rabbit_Daybreak // don’t edit. [1, 2]

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

im crying

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

[7:28pm]

you blew the smoke into the bubble you had previously blown. the pothead next to you better known as chae hyungwon giggled. eventually the bubble hut the ground resulting in a little poof of smoke. you both cheered then broke into a fit of giggles until you started coughing like you had bronchitis. the tall male just watched as he was cackling by now. you tackled him and exchanged a long kiss. you couldn't believe this was happening between you and a total handsome but highly stoned stranger.

[aceholic-deactivated20190531]

KIM BYEONGKWAN MY DUDE..MY GUY IMMA NEED U TO CHILL

©bottlekwan

[junsrap]

@byeongson

[donghunsflower]

ANYWAY.

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

THE TEARS.

[sehyoons]

A.C.E - Under Cover - May 17, 2019 - Noon KST BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE MINE, BE MINE

[danimusicarchives]

Dear fellow Idol fans:

Look, it’s 2019, I sure hope most of us have realised that idols are human beings and that they should be treated as such.

I’m-not-trying-to-dictate-on-what-you-may-or-may-not-do-these-are-just-my-personal-thoughts-if-you-are-interested-in-learning-my-two-cents-on-the-matter-be-my-guest®

Please, don’t sexualise members until they are at least legally adults. Personally I’d rather not sexualise idols ever, but I understand that sharing your thoughts with fellow fans is often part of the appeal of these fandoms. Now to specify what I mean by sexualise, I’m not saying it’s not okay to acknowledge that idols are attractive, what I mean by sexualise is can we please not comment unnecessarily vulgar things under their posts, if you wanna say they look great in their outfit be my guest, but please don’t live out your personal fantasies somewhere so “in-their-face”, they read our comments and I bet my kidney that most idols would much rather hear a kind compliment rather than a stranger’s fantasies and so, even if they probably to do not read fanfiction forums and such, could we avoid smutty fics about minors please? Even if it’s legal in your country, please respect the artist’s culture. (In South Korea the legal age is 20, not 18. Twenty in Korean age that is, which is [current year] minus [birthyear] plus 1. Example: 2019 - 2000 + 1 = 20)

Idols are going to date whether you like it or not and they should. It should be within their rights. Please respect their decisions. Sigh, dear fans who truly believe they will marry their bias someday, sorry to break it to you, but they do not owe you their “romantic” loyalty in any way, f*ck that unwritten rule. Yes, there is humour in saying your bias is already your partner, after all most of our standards have probably risen wayyy too high thanks to Kpop. But in the end, you can date whoever you want to and still be a fan of that Idol, I think it’s only fair that they should be allowed the same, after all, how else are they supposed to sing so many love songs? They’ve been training extremely hard since their teen years. At some point in their lives, they too will have crushes or even fall in love with someone. They deserve to have fun and be happy too don’t you think? Just because they have relationships does not mean they do not value their fans, you by no means have any right to criticise the person they date, they chose to do so and they👏should👏be👏allowed👏to👏. Note: their relationship and personal lives (unless they decide to share it with you) are none of your damn business, show some respect, please.

An Idol’s physical or mental health should be a priority / Remember, the visuals are a bonus, not a necessity. The Kpop industry puts alot of pressure on idols to maintain Korea’s(and/or other asian countries’s) high beauty standards, this means that many will go under the knife, work hard to their limits, go through torturous diets and work-out regimens to look like the seemingly flawless people we worship them to be today. So if an album is delayed, if an idol takes a break, or if they miss that one high note live, don’t be so hard on them, trust me, you value their lives more than you value that one moment. Don’t pressure Idols to lose/gain weight/muscle, their entertainment companies probably already have a plan that may be stressing them out.

On Biases(in Idol groups). Sure it’s fine to have a favourite, But This Is A Package Deal. Don’t discredit other members or compare members to each other, they are all unique people with their own talents, every member has their place in the group. Please respect all the members, they all have something wonderful to offer the world which they worked hard for, so please appreciate that.

here it goes, Dear “Airport Fans”, please don’t harrass idols. This should go without f*cking saying but please let them walk comfortably to their destination, it’s an honour to even see them in real life. Why do you need to take your own pictures if you have the HQ pictures from professional photographers? I don’t know, I may be an ignorant fool, but please, respect their personal space and avoid shattering their eardrums.

Lip Syncing, you guys… idols sing and dance for hours on a stage, it doesn’t always matter how talented or well trained they are, they remain human. They work hard to deliver to you the best performance they can give in their then-current state. Don’t act like an Idol or Idol group is inferior for lip syncing, these are still their voices, whether they’re pre-recorded or not (sure there may have been some editing backstage but that doesn’t make it anymore right to judge someone’s voice based on whether or not they lip sync).

Dear Hardcore Shippers®, remember that these are real life people that have relations with other real life humans in real life, this is not a storyline, they are not fictional characters with a certain determined plot. Don’t go overboard, remind yourself that it may very well not be true and that if Idols do have romantic feelings towards someone that that is their business, their lives are not some television show contrary to how it may seem, so for the sake of my cringe-intolerance please, don’t force that into their faces, they are people not characters. This especially goes for LGBP+ shipping, being LGBTQIAP+ in South Korea is already hard enough as it is, trust me. If an actually closeted Idol were to hear rumours that suspect them to be LGBTQIAP+ it can be incredibly terrifying. LGBTQIAP+ people exist, they are human and humans that are still widely discriminated against, not just characters for your BL fantasies. Please don’t disregard the existence and humanity outside of your fanfiction.

AND PLEASE REMEMBER TO BE KIND, EMPATHETIC AND RESPECTFUL TOWARDS EACH OTHER, GOOD DAY.

[pm127s]

missing breakfast

summary : you didn’t have any groceries, so you went to the supermarket, but instead you met two little girls and their father.

pairing : single dad! taeyong x gender neutral reader

genre : fluff

notes : lowercase intended. idk why this took me so long oh my, but pls enjoy ! the story is kinda,, uh everywhere lol

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you never woke up early on a saturday morning. saturday was the day you recharged your energy you lost over the working week. today was an exception only because you forgot to go grocery shopping which meant you had nothing to eat for breakfast. that was the most important meal of the day or at least so people say, and your growling stomach was betraying you. huffing under your breath, you threw on appropriate clothes, making your way to the nearest grocery store.

finding yourself in the bread section, you were debating the prices between some croissants and french bread. while you were caught up in your thoughts, two bodies ran past you, giggling, in a flash. it happened too fast for you to register in your mind. you turned around to find a dark haired male in distress. the panic was written all over his face. it surprised you so much that you almost dropped your bread.

“ sorry to bother you, but have you seen two little girls, about this tall–” he puts his hand down to his waist to match the height.

“ black hair, one of them is possibly missing a tooth?” the mystery man finished his question, panting slightly as if he ran a marathon.

“ uh sorry sir, i have—” before you could respond to him, he was suddenly tackled.

“ daddy, there you are ! ” one of the little girls that clung to his hip giggled happily.

“ you’re not very good at this game, are you? ” the other one piped up quietly.

the father, you simply just guessed, heaved out a long sigh.

“ girls, what did i tell you about playing games inside?”

“ that it’s not safe. ” the girls simultaneously responded back, heads down in shame. you felt something pull at your heartstrings watching the scene unfold in front of you, but this was how parenting went of course.

“ alright then, next time don’t do it, ok?” the father softly raised both of their chins to meet their faces with a soft smile.

“ ok daddy ! ” they cheered together in time again. you always had these preconceptions about twins, and now they had just been confirmed.

“ we’re sorry ! ” one of the girls grinned widely, showing their missing tooth.

the father had turned back to you with a sheepish, almost apologetic grin.

“ i’m so sorry for them, they tend to get out of hand sometimes.” he rubbed the back of his head.

“ it’s alright, it’s no problem at all ! ” you reassured him, not noticing that you were still clutching your bread.

“ let us help you with your groceries, it’s the least we can do!” he assured with a warm smile that you honestly couldn’t refuse.

“ thank you, uh –”

“ taeyong. lee taeyong.” he smiled as he held out his hand, and you shook it gratefully.

you had continued shopping with the man and his daughters you found out. he looked quite young to be a father of two, but you tried not to judge what led him to that. you also figured out the girl with the missing tooth was named seoyeon and the quieter twin with the cutest pigtails ever was named sohyun. they were also five years old, according to seoyeon when she began rambling about herself.

without knowing, it had turned afternoon, as you unloaded your groceries with taeyong and the girls.

“ thank you so much again taeyong.” you smiled towards him. “ and it was nice meeting you two girls as well ! ” you bent down to their height

“ girls, what do you say ? ” taeyong patted both of their backs.

“ it was nice meeting you too ! ” they replied in synch, both bowing at 90 degrees.

“ daddy, can we play with them one day?” seoyeon looked up at taeyong with wide eyes.

“ well, you have to ask them. i don’t know if they’re busy or not.” taeyong laughed lightly as his eyes met yours.

both girls eyes met yours, they both awaited your answer innocently.

“ i can give you my number. i honestly don’t know when i’m free, but when i can, i’ll give you a heads up? ” you looked towards taeyong, who almost had a red tinge to his cheeks.

“ o-oh, your number? ” as he said that, his voice slightly went up a octave, embarrassing and surprising himself. he couldn’t remember the last time he got someone’s number, so of course he would be surprised.

“ come on daddy, take it ! ” sohyun piped up, pulling at his pants leg. her pigtails bounced with each pull.

you laughed at his girls as you began to exchange numbers, taeyong still internally embarrassed.

“ by the way, you don’t have to you know, if you’re really busy…” taeyong told you, holding his girls hand tightly.

“ no, it’s fine ! really, i don’t mind at all ! ” you reassured with a nod off your head, another smile spreading across his face.

“ well, thank you. see you at their next playdate ! ” the family waved goodbye, seeing seoyeon missing’s tooth and sohyun’s pigtails in the window, making you giggle to yourself.

after they drove, you stepped into your own vehicle, driving off back to your home. you never expected to meet someone new, but you were happy you did nonetheless.

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

PLEASE READ THIS SHE WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT. 🤒🙏

[pm127s]

single dads club // beginning

summary : “ guys, we should make a club! ”

“ aren’t we a bit too old for clubs?”

“ who says we can’t? we can even call it the single dads club !”

“ i swear everytime you open your mouth, something more stupider comes out.”

“hey, who pissed in your cereal today?”

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you pretty much lived a normal life, but somehow you met a couple of men that open your eyes to a thing called parenthood.

pairing : single dad!nct u x reader

genre : tooth-rotting fluff

our first dad taeyong is coming soon !

a/n : co-written with @fluffberrypuff, also this will only include the boss lineup so taeil + ten will not be in this, apologies !!

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

stan us please

[crownedtxt]

TXT as reactions to this tweet :

okay so this was deffo stolen from the tl but it screamed TXT in my face and i had to do it oof

also - these are not meant to sexualise them in anyway, it’s all for shihs and giggles !

yeonjun

soobin

beomgyu

taehyun

huening kai

[neapolitaliana]

Seokjin, holding on to Soobin: “Yeonjun, can you tell this one to stop calling me dad??”

Jungkook, holding Heuningkai in his arms: “hey can we take this one home with us”

Jimin, holding Beomgyu: “and this one too??”

Yeonjun: “I…”

[mimitxtghost]

TXT: [curses]

Jungkook: hey, hey, hey! no cursing in front of the baby

Kai: uh, it’s fine hyung, I don’t mind

Jungkook: no, I mean me.

Jungkook: I am THE baby.

| Cr twt correctgguk

[kyungpom]

👻 happy halloween/day of the dead!! 💀

Here’s a collection of fics that don’t contain smut but feature the kind of kyungsoo that i usually post but with a darker theme. Keep in mind that some of these might include character death or other unexpected warnings not listed here!

[UPDATED: 160623]

Fragaria Ananassa* by yeolie

(chansoo, 656 w) Kyungsoo has a greenhouse. Kyungsoo loves his greenhouse. Each plant housed in said greenhouse is treated with love and care everyday.

mon petit chou* by afterwejump

(kaisoo, baekyeol, 2.2k, gore, cannibalism) Gardening is good for the soul… and other organs.

Exo mafia: D.O by duizhangdeluxe

(1.1k, cannibalism) In which EXO-K is a mafia family, and D.O. loves his family more than anything.

Dinner with a Cannibal by animeloveless

(D.O/You, 1.4k, cannibalism) You and Kyungsoo are working in the mafia and he invites you to dinner. You didn’t think you would be eating someone special.

now you don’t by idiosyncruhsy

(Kyungsoo/Krystal, 1.1k) Kyungsoo is a huge fan of Krystal.

the game of life* by vvipforseungri

(chansoo, 1.2k, tattooed!kyungsoo) chanyeol’s the gatekeeper of heaven and kyungsoo’s Literally Death. they play card games over the souls of dying people when on duty and live domestic bliss when off.

Sulfuric Acid Gets Out the Hard Stains by sweetpea7373

(chensoo, 16k, horror, gore, murder, char death, alcohol, mentions of abuse) Kyungsoo is here to clean up all the messes…..

A Very Kyungsoo Halloween by keythepanda

(2.3k, gore, murder) In which Kyungsoo is Satan and no one ever sees it coming.

Sell Your Soul For Just a Piece by canadaphile

(1k, crime!au, cannibal!soo, semi-descriptive dismemberment) Kyungsoo makes himself dinner.

Operation Whoopie Cushion* by afterwejump

(kaisoo, 2.2k, domestic!au, gore, violence, disturbing content) Kyungsoo embraces the true spirit of April Fool’s Day.

Call Me Alice* by afterwejump

(kaisoo, 600 w, sports!au, violence, disturbing content) It’s a wonder how a white rabbit snuck into the locker room.

Yes, kyungsoo! by Galactic_Dragon

(baeksoo, 1.6k, crime!au, puppy hybrid!baekhyun) Baek strives for Soo’s good attention, even if that means he has to do dirty jobs.

(i’m also adding some top!soo & related recs under the cut)

Keep reading

[kyungsoobery]

I just read all of these. The best one was egg. I feel fucked up and disturbed in the best way

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

I don't regret reading these but my favorite is definitely mon petit chou.

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

[2:10am]

taeyong had a sick grin on his face as you both watched your 12th fixing/cleaning/giving a makeover american girl doll video. something was just so satisfying about it and guarantee that you watched at least thirty videos before you both were knocked out on your bed.

[sleepymarklee]

Could u do a Descendants au? Smth angsty plz 💕

[12:06 pm]

Prince! Mark gazes fondly at the daughter of Captain Hook, not seeing the worried glances you sent him. Gently nudging his shoulder, you bring his attention back to the homework you were helping him with. After you finished, you gave him a bright smile and a quick goodbye before gathering your assortment of delicate stationary and books, rushing to the bathroom. Setting your bag down on one of the cushioned seats, you felt a tickle in your throat before it developed into a coughing fit that had you doubled over. Daisy petals and buds littered your handkerchief, a full flower making its appearance in a final spasm. Tears filled your eyes as you realized what was happening to you, and what would happen if Mark continued to harbor affections for the pirate girl. 

Meanwhile, in an empty classroom, Mark coughs sakura petals into his hands as he gazes out of the window at the girl whom he adored. 

- 🍓 admin

[fluffberrypuff-blog]

“im psychic. it's like i always know i'm going to bottom. ”

— baekhyun and ten probably.