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@fluffeh-waffles
hey uh sorry but the text of the manuscript your boyfriend was in got corrupted by scribes copying it wrong and now there are all these variant readings. of your boyfriend. yeah he's a conjecture now. like with the cruces desperationis and everything
Grandmas FTW ✨
Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER
fuck it up granma
I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄
https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/
the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful
HEY INTELLECTUALS
DOU YOU LIKE DEMONS, BEES, AND CLEVER REFERENCES TO CLASSICAL LITERATURE?
My teacher wrote a YA fiction book called “Strays” that was released today. Go check it out.
y’alluigi
In 2019 we are
eating more soup
“Mothman used to be Caterpillarman”
You fool. Mothman isn’t a literal moth man. That’s just the name us humans gave him since we couldn’t comprehend his true shape and nature.
handsome man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
young boy:
AUHH
Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.
Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.
And then, doing all of that while drunk.
Mythbusters, you left us too soon.
actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?
Would I?!
NO FUCKING WAY
im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week
Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
Yes you are juu. You’re wonderful <3
“But their music is so good!!”
Omfg
Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch
why did this trend ever end
siri is isis spelled backwards!
uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…
ancient greek and roman names
greek names: this is my son, demosthenes son of speusippus, the son of aristarchus, the son of ariston, the son of arion, the son of glaucon, great-great-great-great grandson of zeus
roman names: this is my son, gaius julius caesar. and his father, gaius julius caesar. and my father’s uncle, gaius julius caesar. and their cousin, gaius julius caesar, and his father, gaius julius caesar, and-
