that one morty with fluffy ass hair

awh jeez rick, youre realling givin it to me about this blog man [[feel free to rp or send an ask!!]]

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To-to the anon who asked about my eyes! Rick and his d-dumb pranks!

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Why are your eyes two different colors?

Uh- my since my Rick never left, when I was, l-little he liked to play dumb pranks on me, and I- h-hit my head realllll hard!

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Why are your eyes two different colors?

Uh- my since my Rick never left, when I was, l-little he liked to play dumb pranks on me, and I- h-hit my head realllll hard!

[c-139mort]

h-hey so I noticed I have a couple new followers, what are your guys’ opinions on tarantulas?

[blessedbethemorty]

They are delightful pets when handled properly! Fuzzy little legs.

[c-139mort]

I-I completely agree!! I have one and he’s really friendly! are you really the one t-true morty? rick mentioned you once, I think..?

[fluffy-morty-blog]

What- h-how, they’re scary! S-crew that! 

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"Awh- jeez Summer! I-im trying to look n-nice for the blog!" H-heyo!! Im Morty from dimension k-203, but-but most people just know me from how f-fuckin fluffy my hair is. Feel free to send me a ask or rp!! I-i dont bite!