fellas is it gay to fuck your friends in the woods

mostly just NSFW stuff I don't want on main

[okibadesu]

[evilnadianova]

bad puppies get spanked when they try to use human words. stupid girl you're just meant to bark

[deadelated]

sexual tension is an amazing feeling which is basically ruined by having sex

[luoniiel]

everyone loves you clemency!

[bastardnoodle]

tenderness blooms even in the coldest corners of the universe

[biteriskgirl]

my android gf doesnt have a speech synthesizer but she chirps whenever we drive past a speed camera, which is like, way more useful

[biteriskgirl]

it's got a miniature tape deck in its chest that can record and play back like a dozen sounds at a time. not really enough for conversation but if we're going somewhere important she'll load it up with basic phrases.

most of the time, though, it's just filled with sounds it likes. when we get back from a hike it's full of bird calls. sometimes i hear her fill it with video game sound effects and use it like a stimboard. whenever i say something stupid she makes me repeat myself so she can clip it and play it back to me for like a week. when i have to travel she takes a bunch of recordings of my voice to keep her company while i'm gone.

one time we were fucking and she started moaning in my voice. kind of embarrassing how hot i found it. afterwards she kept a few moans to play back around our friends to fuck with me. the downside of dating an android girl is you might find out it's EVIL and gets off on TORMENTING YOU she's watching me write this and giggling. girl i'm gonna trade you in for a roomba one of these days.

[nanadouken]

eye contact

[chimerathingcock]

the bitemarks leaving cuddler would like to kiss you in many places very safe no chomps

[hydenari]

anyways!!!!!

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[houndmother]

“i’m just so subby i can’t say no even when i really don’t want it” you are an unsafe play partner.

[houndmother]

tags are good on this one.

[veyonis]

let's never go home again

[trannytheophage]

Sometimes I really like how my work turns out

[veyonis]

ELF

but there's always a bigger elf

[gummywormsandkitkats]

Press L and R at the same time while on the HOME Menu to switch to camera mode.

[bondibee]

I’ve been staring at this for way too long, here ya go 

(original nsfw version here) 

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp