So, in celebration of @detectivepikachumovie and just #pokemon in general. I bought, under ZERO duress, cause I'm A adult. @pillsbury #pokemoncookies cause I'm a basic bitch, but not enough of one to take the time to bake his OWN creations of Pinterest like I'm a desperate middle aged white lady living in Greenwich, CT. Instead, I BOUGHT them lazily, like a desperate middle aged white lady from Staten Island. No, I bought them ... from a store....with real money.... that I made.... from suckin DUCKS @ me @vancityreynolds, he thinks he can suck duck better than me cause he has what?! The love and adoration of MILLIONS?! A beautiful loving and supportive family?! Billions of dollars with a capital ∆?! His own business?! The best publicist, financial planner, agent and PR?!?! I SCOFF at you! Please butch! You know what I got? .... Depression and a G.E.D mother tucker! You WISH you had this life and these Pokemon cookies @vancityreynolds #hashtagDontDoDrugsKids #WellDontDoAlotOfDrugsButMaybeSome https://www.instagram.com/p/BudPNB0gbCF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14l656ay5lso1














