Crisis

Underage//genderfluid//he-they-she pronouns//autistic//queer//ace

[fluididentity]

I'm so done with shit guys

[fanonical]

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

[kaomojiloser]

my little blue eyed freaks :)

[horridwizardthing]

Hi project hail mary fandom, here's my contribution

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[freyapoststhings]

can y'all imagine the fire nation soldiers' reactions if toph was sent to one of those "fully metal and inescapable" prisons in the middle of the ocean like katara and haru were on in s1e6.

Like, imagine they're like "hahaha you can't escape! There is no earth here for you to bend!" And this little 12yo blind girl starts laughing her ass off in their faces and then she just makes a fucking hole in the ground and falls through it.

The guards spend the next few hours freaking the fuck out because theres a little girl somewhere in their walls and her haunting cackles are everywhere

[ben-the-hyena]

Same French voice actor (Marc Bretonnière)

[fluididentity]

I saw Gyomei next to Eggman and now I can't take the image out of my head of him screaming "I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON" in the lost ridiculous French accent and out of character-ness pls send help

[givenmyheart-achangeofmood]

hmm...they destroyed earth a little bit to save it, you know. they paved the sahara desert with black panels effectively fucking africa's ecosystem and causing terribly irregular weather patterns in europe. they bombed antarctica. sometimes you have to cut a limb off to save the rest of the body.

they destroyed eva stratt a little bit too, but it wasn't to save her. or, sorry; it wasn't to save her.

do you thing she thought of it like that. like gangrene. she cut off her limb to save the rest of her body. except it wasn't her that sending Ryland Grace to die in space saved. it was the earth. do you think Eva Stratt ever lay in the grass of a dying planet waiting for news of salvation to come from light years away pretending that if she lays there long enough, she'll sink into the earth and become one with it because then she can't justify his death as something done for the greater good and she can truly feel the guilt and agony of the crime, the guilt and agony that she'd spared herself when she did it. do you think she does. hmmmmm

[zoinyoi]

[finalset]

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

[kacklepop]

I have actual brain worms and I love the bloodymary reverse au's where Grace loses a leg instead becuase his fear response is FLEE and now he just cannot run //

It's such a perfect switch because most people interpret Simon with a missing arm and his fear response is, can you guess it?? FIGHT. His dominant hand is gone he can't fight-

Like good LORD that is devastating and I'm staring directly at the thematic possibilities

[kaomojiloser]

drawing possibly one of the funniest moments in the book. chain… must chain……. quote below !!!!!

“Chain, chain, chain. If I ever see another chain in my life, it will be too soon. Ten kilometres of chain—each link just 5 centimetres long. That’s two hundred thousand links. Each one connected by hand or by claw. It worked out to each of us working eight hours per day for two weeks doing nothing but connecting links. I saw chain whenever I closed my eyes. I dreamed of chain every night. One of my dinner packets was spaghetti and all I could see were smooth, white chains instead of noodles.” Project Hail Mary: Chapter 19, pg. 308

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[gayvampyr]

wait his mind

[cheacegirl]

I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.

[bornt-urnge]

[wavezies]

i just know rocky was pissing people off when they got to erid. like everyone DROP EVERYTHING and help my weird gross alien boyfriend BUT you have to do it with me hovering over him and biting your arm off every time you so much as poke him because we're codependent. id be mad as hell

[gracerockyyes]

Follow up to the other pre-canon Rocky x Adrian post. This one is my own personal headcanon where they were childhood friends, drifted apart for a bit, then met again in college and fell in love hard for each other <3

[frog-on-top-of-a-log]

I love imagining that every eridian welcome committee comic takes place in the same universe and that grace just never said anything about it.

He doesn’t call them out on it cause that might mean that they will actually research phrases more and second guess themselves a lot. And that would mean the cards would stop. Which would be a shame.

But like this he gets a fun little puzzle every week or so where he tries to guess what the committee is trying to say this time. He can rate the cards on funniness and clarity!

I’d like to think that he explains what a lot of them sound like towards the end of his life after having received thousands of cards filled with innuendos and catcalling. The committee doesn’t emotionally recover for the rest of their lives.