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[flushcrushing-blog]

ii havent updated this blog in months hi guys

[keycrash]

hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them

[heyitsmecara-deactivated2014102]

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

PLEASE don’t make fun of this guy, he might be a presumably straight white dude but he’s got obsessive compulsive disorder which causes him to, you know, do things multiple times until they’re Perfect in his mind. this isn’t him trying to say something deep and profound, this is him speaking about someone he lost a relationship with because his partner thought his doing things repetitively every day was too distracting. you can watch the video here, it’s actually really heartbreaking. http://youtu.be/vnKZ4pdSU-s

[memezoom]

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

[busy-tobeinlove]

this is literally the best post ever

[katbot]

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: 

[suicidedaydrm-blog]

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

[peebsalicious]

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons SIGH-ER 

[xurxie-do]

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages SIGH-EST

[starlightbydaylight-deactivated]

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

[builtbymachines]

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

[ramoorebooks-deactivated2024011]

Gay does not mean interested in you.

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

[suicidallyreckless]

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

[everybodyspunchingbag-blog]

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

[kagaminilen]

Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”

[cryonetics]

Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’

[zaftig-goddess]

YES

[pigeondyke]

things that will instantly improve any movie:

dragons

robots

bickering scientists

lesbians

[vanquishedvaliant]

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

[powerfulpomegranate]

Pacific Rim was so close.

[susceptum-deactivated20140128]

[calms]

● vintage & indie blog ●

[starllex]

*cop pulls me over* 

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" 

"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 

[melhoresgifsdomundo]

[shannahsbananas-deactivated2015]

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

[fishingboatproceeds]

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

[sashaforthewin]

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

[earlyseptember-deactivated20151]

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

[memedokies]

WIGGLY 413

[nosdrinker]

[dannydevites]

"crawling back to you"

as sherlock slides his way back up johns body staring him in the eyeS

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

more like sherlock wrapping his arms around john’s hips and moaning as he rubs his cheek against john’s crotch and purrs, looking up at him with hooded eyes