Don't kid yourself

Hello, my name is Nada and I am 18. I am from Egypt and I like Chiptunes, Muse, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Sunshine, Carl Sagan, space, Tobuscus, Whose Line is it Anyway, Pewdiepie, Danisnotonfire, Jacksfilms and many more things. If you ever feel like it, ask me stuff! __________________________________________

[jam-hearts]

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[neurodivergentaf]

stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)

[retrogamingblog]

Custom Kanto Gameboys made by Zoki64

[zenerased]

Matt during the Muse By Request gig in La Cigale, Paris, France on Feb. 24, 2018

[yelverton]

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[deactivated-blog]

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

[idealfry]

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.

[howdy]

this was done well

[babyanimalgifs]

(images via @milkmilk_hello)

[sashayed]

come hang out on twitter where i’m giving a free art history seminar entitled “Who Is Relatable?”

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[the-real-eye-to-see]

The best graduation shoot ever!

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[threesideddream]

which lush bath bomb is this

[beevomitbooboo-blog]

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

[washingtonstateconservatarian-d]

After Shrek was sheared:

[stok3ddd]

HES SMILING

[adeathgriponthislife]

I legitimately teared up at this

[tyleroakley]

(via “6 Hollywood Stars That Deserve To Be Cleaned More Than Trump’s“)

[dnald]

i fucking hate Tyler Oakley but i laughed so hard at this gifset

goddamnit

[tyleroakley]

thanks friend

[umrzec]