They really had us wait until the end of the week for a suprise that ended up being a flash sale that most people couldn't participate in because it was 2 fucking hours. This was fhe very first anniversary so you'd think team 17/sassy chap would gaf about celebrating but ig not?
I wouldn't even be mad if the other announcements were good. A merch drop for one character was fine ig but it doesnt benefit the people who dont gaf about the character. Which is not a problem in of itself, what makes it inappropriate is that its FOR the anniversary.
The update itself was also kind of mid. Skipping an explanation from Curt n Rod is awesome and adding some extra content warnings is useful... but the only actually new thing to come out of it was the Daisuke and Gaia interaction. Which was cute and funny but it was bugged. The first line that plays after you tell Gaia Daisuke is from Japan, the textbox says "oh wow japan?" (Or something like that) but the audio plays Hero-Hime's line. Sorry if its bratty for me to expect the FIRST ANNIVERSARY update to at least work. But Gaia has been bugged since the game's release. I have been waiting to hear I, Ronaldini's line since the game's release. I have been waiting for a line thats ALREADY IN THE GAME but nahhhhh. And they mentioned there was an option to let Gaia not speak plain but it literally doesnt change anything because she still overexplains. The same lines from before still play out so we STILL get 2 explanations despite only needing one.
Also the new Daisuke interaction doesnt even count as one of Gaia's travelers and more of an Easter egg. I got down to the last two in order to romance Gaia. It was between Daisuke and Cabrizzio and I wanted to save Daisuke for last since he's new but once I got through Cabrizzio's, she just confessed to me. So not only are the voice lines bugged but that too.
The only thing that was really made for the fans was the art drop which was for the update and not actually for the anniversary. And it also didnt appeal to everyone because not all the dateables were there! Its fair to say that they cant appeal to everyone since there's 100 characters but damn they didnt even try.
What date everything character’s favourite positions are
Authors note: people still like date everything right….right?
nsfw 18+, fem reader, dom/sub dynamics present in some, some slapping, vibrators, fingering, deepthroating
Betty:
Oh she loves to lie back. Comfort is her top priority, so anything where you both are comfortable would be amazing. However sex is rather the energetic task, so modifications have to be made.
Loves it when she’s on her back, leg in the air as you rub your pussy against hers. The way you set the pace really has her heart racing, gazing up at your gorgeous body moving on her.
She also loves incorporating toys too, so placing a vibrator between the two of you is heaven for her. The shiver of your body as you rock against it, paired with how you massage her tits makes her pussy gush around the toy.
But she also loves you on your back too, with her either fucking a cute pink strap into you, or riding your strap on your lap. Would love how your hair splays out along the pillows, and can’t help but tell you how gorgeous you look.
Regardless just make sure to keep playing with her tits though, she adores it.
Cam:
Dirty boy, face down ass up is the way to go for him. It isn’t like he doesn’t love looking at your face, he just adores seeing your ass jiggle with every thrust inside of you.
Even better when he’s torn a hole in your panties, the ruined material flimsily clinging to your hips as the massive hole allows his cock to drive into your pussy. His big hands gripping at your hips, leaving marks, showing a map of where he’s been.
But what he loves most is leaving over your back to shove his meaty fingers inside your mouth. The slapping of his hips against you echoing as he pushes his fingers deeper, hearing you gag, before spreading your drool around your lips and cheeks.
You’d whine at him for making you messy, but he’d coo at you that “messy is my favourite thing doll” before giving it to you harder.
Although doggy style isn’t his favourite position to cum in. Cause he loves flipping you around before cumming ropes all over your face, rubbing it into your skin, watching it drip down your neck. It’s almost enough to get him hard again.
Daisuke:
A traditional man, so the traditional missionary position shouldn’t be a surprise. He just loves to stare deep into your eyes as he rocks his hips into you again and again and again.
The feeling of your breath hitting his lips always sends him a little dizzy, and he never fails to encourage you to make more noises.
“Please my love, allow me to hear you.” He’d say, his cock hitting you deep inside. His weight anchoring on his elbows positioned on either side of your head, your legs wrapped around his waist, allowing him to get even deeper inside.
Although he’s also partial to having you in front of a mirror. Amir gave him the idea, hearing him attempt to alleviate your insecurities one morning. He’s bewildered how such a hard working and beautiful girl could think so lowly of herself, so loves to have you in his lap facing your bedroom mirror.
“Look at how wonderful you look like this. No no…look at yourself beloved.”
His firm hand would close around your jaw, not letting you take your eyes off your trembling form before he uses his other hand to sink two digits into your wet pussy.
He’d painstakingly take you apart over and over again, ensuring you could see every little part of you writhing in pleasure.
Dasha:
SURFACE TOP SURFACE TOP.
Lord knows she’s putting you in whatever position is your favourite. It makes her feel so good to know she’s servicing you so well.
Although she does so love wearing the strap. So if you bend provocatively over a table and tell her how much you need her to fill you up…lord knows she’s sweating and blushing.
But she has a job to do, so she’s strapped and lubed up before you know what’s hit you. She just adores seeing you let go, encouraging you to rock back into her, to drive her deeper inside.
She does love putting her arm around your neck. Not constricting your breathing (unless you want that), but so you can babble about how hot and lovely her arms are as she fucks you. Always makes her feel so proud of herself, and in turn makes her more determined to maintain her rhythm.
But a close second is you sat on her face, riding her tongue till your hearts content. And lord knows she’s not stopping at just one orgasm, her face needs to be soaked.
Harper:
Definitely on her hands and knees, loves rocking back into the strap and moaning loudly, head tilted back. She loves feeling wanted, so will oftentimes wear the most provocative piece of clothing she has and bend over, allowing you to see her cute panties before she tells you to “get your ass over here and touch me”.
She’s…vivacious. Will demand you to fuck her harder, deeper, louder. Will giggle and moan loudly while you squeeze her asscheek or pull at her hair. Will shamelessly stuff her hand between her thighs to rub at her clit until she cums all over the strap.
But being fucked isn’t the only position she likes. Likes being risky, so flirting in public is definitely on the cards for her. What’s also on the cards is her pushing you against a closed door before sinking to her knees, burying her face and tongue in your pussy in an attempt to get you to moan.
Loves how restrained you get, the way your thighs tremble against her hands as she squeezes them. She just wants everyone in the house to know you’re hers, and she’s yours.
Lady Memoria:
She’s a lover through and through, so adores seeing your face. But she also loves seeing you desperate, seeing you sweating and crying out in the pleasure she gives you.
So riding her fits all of those boxes for her. She gets to see your pretty features contorting in ecstasy, while also admiring your shaking thighs, your tits bouncing, your hair sticking to your cheeks as you focus on getting yourself there.
I imagine her strap is purple and slightly sparkly, contrasting beautifully with your skin as you’d settle on her lap. She’d coo at you, letting you know how stunning you look as you balance yourself right at the tip.
But you know your lover well. So you know you have to beg. And she’ll revel in the desperate tone that escapes your lips.
She loves having her hands free to run up and down your waist, feeling the trembling flesh beneath her fingertips. Being able to bring them up to grope at your beautiful tits, pinching your nipples to make your back arch.
Volt/Eddie:
It’s been said before but…Eiffel tower. What better way to please both your boyfriends than literally pleasing them both at the same time. And god they go feral every time.
Being able to see you trembling with pleasure beneath them, their hands free to roam and grope wherever they please, their ability to kiss eachother above you.
Volt usually takes your mouth, and when he’s in a nice mood he usually lets you set the pace (or I suppose Eddie, since every thrust sends your mouth inching further down his shaft). He loves to coo flowery praises down at you, gently stroking your jaw and hair. But his eyes will wander to Eddie’s body, the way your ass ripples with every thrust.
Eddie loves it for a similar reason, making you arch your back for him. Watching your throat bulge when Volt instinctively bucks his hips, listening for the gags that emit from your mouth. He loves to tease you both while they’re fucking you, teasing you for being such a whore as to get so wet at the idea of two men ravaging you. Teasing Volt about how hard he gets from watching him fuck you. It’s the closeness really…and you getting ruined of course.
Lesbo anon here to talk about Zoey and vibrators while in Public, like, her wearing a vibrator while practicing choreography or singing, and you turn it up as a reward whenever she finishes flawlessly, or us wearing it whenever Zoey is feeling extra kinky and takes us out on a fancy date, or better, one of the huntrix concerts while controlling the vibrator between songs, during breaks.
Zoey mention🙂↕️
Zoey who, on one of the rare days that Huntr/x actually decides to take a break, shows up at your apartment. She hugs, kisses you while giggling—but it’s not until you two are out, eating, that you get a notification on your phone! It’s an invitation from Zoey to an app you’ve never seen before, and she’s blushing (nursing the straw to her drink in her mouth while avoiding your eyes).
You press it, and it takes no time for you to see Zoey tense up. A blush spreads across her face, a visible shiver goes down her spine- it's obvious she has something on or in her, and you're so excited to find out what.
You wait, sipping your coffee casually. You smile, watching as Zoey desperately tries to keep it cool, but her blushing face and constant squirming make it obvious she's having a hard time.
Later, when you pull Zoey into the bathroom stall and pull her panties to the side, they’re completely soaked through. Ruined, and hugging her pussy lips just right. You get the pleasure of hearing her trying to stifle her own, shaky whimpers while you lightly press your fingers against her, while your free hand continues to mess with the controls via your phone...
Zoey is adorable, I love her! (Just wait til you get home, it's going to get even messier- guaranteed!)
Hii congrats on the milestone!! Such an achievement 😊
sending this in if self insert/OC ships are still open (totally fine if not) ❤️
She's pretty short (like 5'1) with red/ginger hair, grayish blue eyes. Fashion wise is a lot of streetwear so like baggy pants, crop tops big jackets etc but experiments a lot with different styles. Has fair skin and freckles, and a little scar below her lip from an old lip piercing. She's quite thin/petite slightly triangle body shape (but isnt flat chested)
In terms of personality she's quite quiet, even around close friends, happy to not need a ton of affection from partners and prefers acts of service or quality time more than physical affection, and for giving love, prefers gift giving or acts of service/quality time. A rather snarky sense of humour, as in is fine with sarcasm and banter. Can be slow to reply to texts, and dissappears from socials says at a time. If MBTI works she's INTP.
Hobbies include playing games, music, reading and travelling. She loves learning about new cultures and expanding horizons. Currently speaks 3 languages (Spanish, English and Chinese) and recently spent time studying Beijing Opera. Comfortable travelling solo or with friends. She can't really enjoy playing sports anymore after an old injury, but will be happy to experience or watch and cheer on from the side-lines.
She's bisexual with a slight preference to men, but not massive.Happy for sfw/NSFW hc's, only characters I don't feel comfortable getting matched with are Keith, Mac, Dishy and Rebel
Again tysm for reading regardless if you answer or not, and hope you have a lovely day/night
I Ship You With:
Gaia
Why?
Obviously there’s a shared passion for traveling and learning about the world.
Gaia is inquisitive and curious and I think that would make the way for intelligent conversations that would be perfect for an INTP.
Gaia’s love language is quality of time and gift giving. She’d absolutely be willing to do tons of stuff with you, whether that’s gaming or listening to music or reading. She just likes being around.
SFW
You know UP and how they have the Paradise Falls jar that they use to save up money to travel? You guys do that too. You have a jar in the corner of the room where you throw all your change and anything else you’re willing to spare into. It’s your future travel savings. You feel like you should put it in the bank, but having the visual is fun.
Gaia is ALWAYS asking you to speak in other languages and teach her some phrases. She’s a good student and picks them up quickly. Eventually she might ask you to try to teach her a full language, and you might agree since she seems so good at it.
When you guys travel, you always make a little game at souvenir shops. You both pick out each other’s souvenirs. It’s more meaningful than picking them out yourselves. It becomes a keepsake from someone important, rather than just a keepsake. Her favorite things to get are more patches for her jacket.
NSFW
She has read books on different cultural sex practices, just because she was curious. As she was reading, she just kept saying, “Oh, that’s w’they do, d’they?” (Forgive me, I could never write her accent in a fic.) But she’s interested and wants to try them. She’d want them done to her though.
So Japanese shibari. Yes, she bought shibari rope and very kindly but also very excitedly showed you videos and pictures hoping she could talk you into tying her up. She keeps pointing out how amazing her tits would look framed by the rope. You…can’t deny that it’s a nice image.
Tantric sex practices, just to see what the deal is. Tantric sex is all about going slow and understanding your partner rather than orgasm, which is fine for her. She’s here for the experience. You guys would read up on it together and you’d synchronize your breathing during sex and it just feels really intimate.
She likes her tits, and she likes if you like her tits.
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