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[typhlonectes]

Congratulations.

[beetlecirice]

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[jse-egopocalypse]

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

[jse-egopocalypse]

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

[burnt-toast-life]

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

[b00bconnoisseur]

I think it's balanced now???

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

[chilewithcarnage]

[cerolinda]

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

[cerolinda]

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

[cerolinda]

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

[kiryma]

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

[cerolinda]

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

[cerolinda]

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

[spinyax]

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

[cerolinda]

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

[cerolinda]

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

[cerolinda]

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

[cerolinda]

FUCK YOU!!!!

[bowlcut-hell-deactivated2016053]

[project-radfem-deactivated20160]

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

[ultimatesenpaikundono]

Reblog the hell out of this

[surprisebitch]

this is so brilliant oh my god

[moved-to-phantaysia]

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

[sherrlockked]

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[mixymaxymash-blog]

Why are these showers prettier than I am jeezes heck

[rickriordanrevamp]

Y’all rich bitches sleeping on this gem

[kakushimiko]

I’ve been looking for this post for so long!!!

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[mixymaxymash-blog]

Why are these showers prettier than I am jeezes heck

[rickriordanrevamp]

Y’all rich bitches sleeping on this gem

[kakushimiko]

I’ve been looking for this post for so long!!!

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[cupcraft]

It’s back 🤠

[pinkgemzzz]

Spinel and one of her Diamom’s™️

- reblogs > likes -

(yes i know Blue’s hands are kinda disproportionate, but i’ve never done a pose like this before and hands have the tendency to be a nightmare so i tried lol)

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[ilovefoxanimegirls]

yes

[spacebugarts]

Well damn I sure should respect my own pronouns X"D

[ohnoooitsjules-deactivated20221]

Same

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[pasteltea-63]

The harsh reality

[ace--writes]

A terrible truth

[mittsuni]

winter mood

reblogs are greatly appreciated!

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

it’s december which means it’s now officially christmas season

merry christmas y’all

[deertwoheads]

tumblr please let me reblog ads

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog