( a collection of dialogue prompts where both are denying it HARD (aka: "i don't like you" while looking like they’re two seconds from kissing). adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips.
(tension? what tension? shut up.)
“i don’t like you. i just think about you a lot. totally different.”
“you think i have a crush on you? please. i’d rather kiss a cactus.”
“it’s not a big deal that i noticed your favorite drink. i’m just observant.”
“you looked good tonight? i didn’t notice. i wasn’t staring. shut up.”
“we’re not a thing. people are just delusional.”
“my heart only races because you're infuriating. not because i like you.”
“what? no, i wasn’t trying to impress you. this outfit? pure coincidence.”
“ugh, why would i be jealous? you can flirt with whoever you want. i don’t care.”
“we don’t have chemistry. we just argue really well.”
“i don’t think about kissing you. ever. like, not even once. definitely not last night.”
“you could never be my type. you’re too... you.”
“you’re the worst thing to happen to me. and i say that fondly. platonically. shut up.”
“it’s not tension. we just hate each other politely.”
“the way i feel about you? confusing. disgusting. ignore it.”
“this is not a moment. don’t make it a moment.”
“you thought i was going to kiss you? gross. who told you.”
“you look pretty tonight. as a rival. i meant that competitively.”
“we’re not flirting. this is banter. battle. mental warfare.”
“god, you make me want to scream. in a strictly platonic way.”
“i don’t like you. i don’t even tolerate you. i just... memorize how your eyes look in moonlight for strategy.”
