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Cruising down the open landscape completely naked, free of any inhibitions, and far away from prying eyes sounded fun at first, but just a couple of minutes in, the novelty of the idea quickly faded away. All he could feel was the cold wind stinging every square inch of his bare skin and his balls rubbing against the hot leather seat. After just a couple miles in, he pulled over and gave up on his naked bike ride, opening up the tail box to get dressed.

The only problem now was that the key was in his pants, and his pants were safely locked away in the tail box. He tried everything he could to open the box in his desperate naked state - striking the lock with rocks, driving over the box, but to no avail. He was left no other choice but to drive back into town to ask for help, ignoring all the truck drivers and farmers honking at him along the way. He even had to stop and beg for gas while the attendant just laughed at how red his ass cheeks were from riding bare assed and from his general humiliation. Thr poor guy had a long, long way to go before he could ever get his clothes back.