Michael wave oven

Mike. 31. Chicago. Taken 🥰

[letshavechildren]

Was liking how I looked yesterday (also fishing for attention on insta ofc ofc)

[princessglamdoll]

vintage clocks.

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[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[tahthetrickster]

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

[angelsaxis]

Today on Hozier liked

[obsidian-svn]

do you or do you not like that I am a silly goose. be honest

[puthy]

Well you know what they say about pussy babe!

[eve-deactivated20171030]

what do they say about pussy…

[puthy]

Thats

[papayajuan2019]

blood test came back i'm full of blood

[strangeandunusualfag]

it goes without saying:

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[glowcowboy]

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

[sandmandaddy69]

[asteroidtroglodyte]