Michael wave oven

Mike. 31. Chicago. Taken 🥰

[letshavechildren]

Was liking how I looked yesterday (also fishing for attention on insta ofc ofc)

[dogpuppy]

[marriedcuriuoswife]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[misophonie]

*flops severely*

[jeekoftheweek]

[canichangemyblogname]

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

[canichangemyblogname]

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

[canichangemyblogname]

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

[earlymodernart]

Antoine Vollon, Mound of Butter, 1875

[wiiwheel]

[do-not-u-dare]

reverse censoring where everything EXCEPT the swear words are crossed out.

[enchantedbook]

Boy And Moon  Edward Hopper –1906, Whitney Museum

[pmamtraveller]

by georges barbier.

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[beingharsh]

oh no i accidentally bought us tickets to the jenny holzer roller coaster experience😦

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning