Nightbloom Corner

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[felius-nightbloom]

[reginasphalanges]

Lois speaking facts 👏

Malcolm in the Middle  5.08 Block Party

[manlyster]

im a dragon with fat tits now

[sandmandaddy69]

[otpcruiseliner]

alright lads it’s penis viewing hours

[pinkpink0]

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

[felius-nightbloom]

[sosaysdean]

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

[saucyboozehound]

[nu-infinitum]

Hairy beastie

[thempress222]

fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

[furattic]

Art by monsterplus

[hairydadsandmuscle]

Boom!

[kozuo-shiftedaccounts]

[into-wonderland-caroline]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

for those who dont really understand:

-the first baseman had no reason to chase Baéz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out

-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores

-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you "cannot retreat to home base" meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine

-Baéz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw

-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE

what a fucking sport yall

[gameboy-horror]

Good morning I might be hungover 😵🍺