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oh hey u , welcome to my bloggy blog. hope you enjoy lame jokes body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/toons/too-11/too1009.ani), url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/toons/too-11/too1009.png), progress !important;}

[soakingwetandclueless]

when ur mama comes home

[peruviandeepwave-deactivated201]

I been laughing at this all day

[sharpayevons-deactivated2015030]

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

[backto5oh5]

My favorite tweet in all of existence

[weloveshortvideos]

When life is going alrightttt, but it could be worse

[robot-thighs-archive]

Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like

[random-beard-man]

This is too real

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

[armadillorollup]

*passive aggressive Australian voice* listen…mate 

[muzetmaxwell]

when you and your friends are all angry about the same things

[gif-tv]

[flaccidrap-deactivated20180816]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

not risking it!!

[natej0nm]

My life sucks right now so can this be that one thing that helps?

[nue-deactivated20130114]

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

[tonymacaronnii]

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

[nookling]

[undauntedly-deactivated20121226]

go fuck yourself phyllis

[cravings]

do u ever just try to move an object using ur superpowers but then u realize u dont have them and have to actually move it with ur hands like how annoying is that

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

[flying-almonds]

Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)

Cat: (puts tail in my eye)

Cat: (puts butt in my face)

Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)

Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU