There's Always A Joke

Freelance Flash RP Trickster account I've been here forever plz let me go Plenty of information off to the sides, but feel free to hit me up with questions as I am chatty and wish to speak with you and in no way use it against you later oh no, I am a good person

[flyingambulist]

I forgot comic books were still being made. I live in a warbly existence of being dead since 2007 where nobody forgets Who Came First: The Hamill or the Egg

[flyingambulist]

A return the week before a comic where a mystery Rogue "ruins Wally's day" 🎤 tell us the truth have you been annoying Wests?

As per my lawyer's statement: I am contractually obligated to ruin the day of any speedster within my vicinity so it's actually not my fault at all I'm just acting on my feminine urges.

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

Him

[flyingambulist]

leaves this outside in a totally nondescript street surrounded by stage lights while it rests on a little podium atop a blotchy dyed lace doily straight out of the Antique's Roadshow with a little sandwich flag that says "Eat Me" stuck through an offbrand fruity pebble because have you seen the cost of cereal these days? I'll have to return to a life of crime to afford that we're going with Rainbow Speckles.

✨✨✨ FREE ✨✨✨

[dementedspeedster]

"Excuse me while I do my yearly, 'Hey, look it's James crawling out from whatever rock he was under and posting something weird' point."

[flyingambulist]

"Someone has to keep it interesting around here, otherwise it'd be the same zip-zaps running zoomies around for their 16th blogging year. Shouldn't you guys be able to drive by now?"

[worm-on-a-blog]

the further away we get from Halloween, the more people are interpreting the Frankenstein post as some sort of worm BDSM scene. i find this extremely funny, because trust me, it felt exactly as weird to set up as you might imagine.

[flyingambulist]

Time for your yearly check up

Calm it down, Avon

[flyingambulist]

I'd say "hey kids don't steal the vibe" given yknow how trashed my own style got by the MTV Generation Incarnate but I was thinkin' about revisiting Trixie to keep in the back pocket should some Scenarios(tm) arrive--

how we feeling about a starting base, singular-lady-in-this-Johnsonville-convention and Negative-Numbered Gentlemen?

[flyingambulist]

Nobody talk to me for at LEAST a month after my latest return and immediate forgotten status by the writers, I'll be in mourning for the foreseeable future

[dementedspeedster]

@flyingambulist

Hey! That’s a COLLECTOR’S ITEM you dollar bin Lou Ferrigno

-Thad's pulled out his phone to google who Lou Ferrigno is and how badly he should be insulted by this burn.-

[flyingambulist]

kids these days don't know their basics, smh

[flyingambulist]

[flyingambulist]

It's called brand recognition, broccoli britches

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

[cachorritx]

Second Circle of Hell

[medic981]

It sounds exactly as I imagined.

[spookieypookie]

O god turn ur sound on you won’t regret it

[flyingambulist]

Day 92834 of being left to my own devices while Hart goes off to do charity work and I go with him but I'm quickly regulated to the timeout corner of a kiddie table cause heaven forbid I teach other volunteer tatertots how to make slingshots out of donated socks they can't pass out and get labeled a 'public menace'.

[flyingambulist]

Ayyy thanks for picking up the water gun tank I've been waiting

Oh that's not threatening at all. It's like Big Post showed up on the doorstep cracking knuckles and popping bubblegum ready to HOA fine me for parking it in the totally abandoned absolutely not mysteriously emptied and demolished lot next door.

[flyingambulist]

What's your evil twin doing now?

used him for food provisions in the harsh New England winters

[flyingambulist]

delivers a watergun tank

This has been sitting in my postbox for like 4 years and have you ever had the post office pissed at you about a tank they've had parked in their back lawn for 4 years? Terrible

You'd think they'd have appreciated the extra security I was letting hang around outta the good of my heart