There's Always A Joke

Freelance Flash RP Trickster account I've been here forever plz let me go Plenty of information off to the sides, but feel free to hit me up with questions as I am chatty and wish to speak with you and in no way use it against you later oh no, I am a good person

[flyingambulist]

Nobody talk to me for at LEAST a month after my latest return and immediate forgotten status by the writers, I'll be in mourning for the foreseeable future

[dementedspeedster]

@flyingambulist

Hey! That’s a COLLECTOR’S ITEM you dollar bin Lou Ferrigno

-Thad's pulled out his phone to google who Lou Ferrigno is and how badly he should be insulted by this burn.-

[flyingambulist]

kids these days don't know their basics, smh

[flyingambulist]

[flyingambulist]

It's called brand recognition, broccoli britches

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

[cachorritx]

Second Circle of Hell

[medic981]

It sounds exactly as I imagined.

[spookieypookie]

O god turn ur sound on you won’t regret it

[flyingambulist]

Day 92834 of being left to my own devices while Hart goes off to do charity work and I go with him but I'm quickly regulated to the timeout corner of a kiddie table cause heaven forbid I teach other volunteer tatertots how to make slingshots out of donated socks they can't pass out and get labeled a 'public menace'.

[flyingambulist]

Ayyy thanks for picking up the water gun tank I've been waiting

Oh that's not threatening at all. It's like Big Post showed up on the doorstep cracking knuckles and popping bubblegum ready to HOA fine me for parking it in the totally abandoned absolutely not mysteriously emptied and demolished lot next door.

[flyingambulist]

What's your evil twin doing now?

used him for food provisions in the harsh New England winters

[flyingambulist]

delivers a watergun tank

This has been sitting in my postbox for like 4 years and have you ever had the post office pissed at you about a tank they've had parked in their back lawn for 4 years? Terrible

You'd think they'd have appreciated the extra security I was letting hang around outta the good of my heart

[flyingambulist]

Don't worry about it, kiddo

[flyingambulist]

help help Flash I'm being oppressed.

Don't worry Jesse, we'll do nothing to help and then destroy your character for the next ten years so everyone thinks you're Luke Skywalker again until the dawn of time

,,,

and you won't get the gucci boots with that association either

[flyingambulist]

Haterade chugger

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[flyingambulist]

Alright that's enough of my government mandated 3 posts before vanishing off again

I'll see you guys in the holiday special

[flyingambulist]

Haven't killed me in a way that matters yet

[flyingambulist]

Still remember that password promise from 3 years ago?

Man, next you guys'll be knocking about my car's extended warranty.

[runcibility]

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