And Away We Go

I'm currently in a very committed relationship with Netflix and frozen burritos. Fallbrook,CA -> San Francisco, CA

[perfectfeelings]

“Healing is a choice. It is not an easy one because it takes work to turn around your habits. But keep making the choice and shifts will happen.”

— Yehuda Berg

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the bug zapper outside is so fucking loud when it gets a kill

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[recked]

[5starbando]

[throwbackblr]

[rock-hopperhazuki]

Ok, am I like the ONLY person who actually liked BOTH Steve and Joe???

[throwbackblr]

[broadcaster-red]

Fun Fact: Steve actually got to take the chair with him! Joe`s is a replica

[throwbackblr]

[sirenbynight]

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER KEVIN

[throwbackblr]

What are your thoughts on these two? I’ve personally never watched either of these.

[animusrox]

My thoughts

[astrum-sicarius]

Kevin was a legend, I never got the whole Steve and Joe drama cause I grew up with the true master 💚💚💚

[vstheworld]

where is the crossover episode

[witch-robin]

all the guys turning up with the same stripped shirt like 

[hemligplats]

[lips-smacker]

[mitten]

[je-suis-chillin]

look at those toe beans

[catsofinstagram]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[aveamaria]

right after I kissed her a rainbow appeared

[blackkandgayy]

😍

[flyingkitesfordays]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[gojomegumi]

I hate that when I ask people for their ultimate fantasy™️ they tell me their deepest, sexual desires like, bitch, I wanna know if you want to be a half elf and ride a motorcycle into Mordor not that you want to be fucked by fucking bill nye while he presses your face into the periodic table tf bitch

[congalineofdurin]

Listen I could not be called out harder or more specifically if you tried

[cardcaptorr]

[meanwhilepoetry]

You thought you saw the last of her when you pushed her into a darkness made from your own dark. But you did not realise that down in the abyss, she would take the parts you broke in her, and sharpen them to swords. She made a rope of her own spine and drew herself to the surface without the help of any God. You can run and hide as far as you want, and wish for her to fall. But she has tamed her monsters, they are now her army and she rides her demons into battle. She is Nemesis the Goddess of Retribution and she is coming for you all.

Nikita Gill, Nemesis The Goddess of Retribution (via meanwhilepoetry)

[introvertpalaceus]

For anyone who literally wants to take the moon home this winter. 

You can check it out: HERE

This is the full moon version. 

[cosimababe]

I ordered the 8cm size and it’s awesome! Makes a great portable night light for reading before bed 😊