favourite fighting frenchman

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[cagaderamental]

[dionis-gg]

[asya-takes-photos]

owl wedding vol.2

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[demiiwhiffin]

can you imagine … the bliss of it all

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

DTF

dude….. 

toad friends…..

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[alphacrone]

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

people who carry their groceries home on public transportation are stronger than any marine

[avpdsnail]

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chai-babe]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

my feelings are hurting my feelings

[ikimonodamono]

わしょーい　わしょーい

アンリ・マティス「dance」より。#axolotl #dance #ウーパールーパー

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, November 24, 1914

[sashayed]

some days there’s really nothing you can say or do so here’s some important footage of my cat being gently floofled by the window fan