mad

champagne, cocaine, gasoline

[dailymarvelheroes]

*Apply cold water to burned area.

[lit-in-dis-bish-deactivated2019]

Me: Alright…I have to go to bed and get me some proper rest. Good Night!

Brain: Dafuq you doin? Wake yo’ fanfic addicted ass up! We got shit to read, bih.

[flyleafone]

Me: how could anyone say anything bad about tom he's such a sweet unproblematic cinnamon roll

Stackie™: Tom's a little asshole alright, yeah he's an asshole, he's a problem, he needs to work on that voice, "hEy i'M SpIdeRmaN"

Also me: DRAG HIS BRITISH ASS ANTHONY

[ragecomics4you]

[amaratai]

[popiscle-deactivated20150726]

sexual orientation: not u

[ouijaboarding-blog]

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

[crossroadsbishounen]

is there a 420 in pi 

[downair-blog]

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

humanity has made great strides today

[suspend]

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[fefnep-archive-deactivated20160]

every time a girl calls me cute my lifespan increases by 5 years

[deluxeditions-deactivated201801]

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

[failnation]

21st Century Macgyver

[ff-earofgod-deactivated20200706]

shoutout to God for pulling me through day after day, night after night.

[strangeparker]

[caviria]