Take The White Pill, You'll Be Alright

Flynn Jablonski | 19 | Waitress | Prefers Boobs ∞ The name's Flynn, but you can call me what you want. I really don't mind either way. ∞ Born and raised in New York. But I've also seen the other side. I did my fair share of travelling after graduation, but what can I say? The city's home. ∞ Get to know me, before you judge me, because I'm not just what meets the eye. ♫ These women learn from cigarettes burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks. All this asphyxiated, self medicated, take the white pill, you'll be alright. ♫

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Shut up! It wasn’t cute. It was mortifying. I thought she was gonna fall asleep on me. You are such an ass. She probably faked it! I don’t know, I could let you try… or I could keep teasing. I’ll find the recipe and bake some for you. 

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The research part is cute! Awh, it was your first time. Not everyone is great when they don't know what to do. I am not! I am a sweet soul, whom you happen to love. Now that would just be mean. YES GOOD I LOVE YOU.

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… what?

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I can officially say, that I tried the pizza challenge. And, failed. I ate nearly two pizzas, and then died and went to pizza challenge heaven.

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[rllysj]

I swear to God the first time I went down on a girl I did a shit ton of research so I wouldn’t make a fool of myself. That was their advice for me. Took me at least twenty-five minutes to get her off, too. I had no clue what the hell I was doing. Worst night of my life. I don’t know, boo. I doubt it. I probably could make them: I’m an amazing cook. 

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Oh my god, I'm dying. That's actually really cute! I didn't really have much time to research and all that. My first time sort of just happened, and she fell apart like it was teh only thing she knew how to do. I think you should let me try. I deserve a chance, right? Ugh, please and thank you

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Thanks, Flynn.

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No problem. So, guess what?

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You’re welcome. You’re very pretty!

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I like you already. I'm Flynn. Who're you, cutie?

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[rllysj]

Oh, what absolute bullshit. I’m not an easy gal to please, babes. Spelling the alphabet on my clit like Cosmo teaches just doesn’t do it for me. I know right? They have chocolate fudge ones and I am dying inside for one. 

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Cosmo teaches that? Something tells me I might be able to do the trick. Ugh, please learn how to make them, and then we can eat them together, that sounds orgasmic.

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[rllysj]

I was going to make some snide remark about how I usually make the other person finish first, but ya know: I’m on my best behavior. I don’t know, they’re making cupcakes. I love cupcakes.

[flynn-jablonski-blog]

Oh please. This is how you know we haven't had sex. I'd have had you done for, at least three times before I finished. Cupcakes sound really yummy..

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There's a new name. Thanks, toots.

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[rllysj]

I am finally finished unpacking! So I’m laying in my underwear in bed watching Food Network. 

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About time! I was beginning to think you'd never finish. I don't know what sounds yummier; the food network, or you in your underwear.

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[rllysj]

I find your nickname for me rather endearing. Whatcha up to, babes? 

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It's by far the cutest I've come up with, of all my ill-mannered nicknames. I'm eating fruitloops. You?

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Thanks, Little Stoner! 

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Texts || Skye

]Skye: Then you saw that he didn't say it back? Oh, God. Please tell me I'm not getting the lecture from you as well? I love Effie more than I've ever loved anything in my whole entire life. That's why she's staying as far away from me as possible.

Flynn: He's probably just hurt or something, is all. I'm not going to lecture you. I'd be a completel hypocrite to even try. I just wanted to make sure you knew what you were doing. You're one of my closest friends, whether we say it out loud or not. Just wanted to check on you.

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Texts || Skye

Skye: Nope, I have a lot of shit. Yeah, that sounds riveting. I just got royally told off by my brother, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't love me anymore. I'm thinking this calls for a perc or three.

Flynn: Was that your brother you were fighting with online? Angel or something? I'm sure he still loves you. Skye, are you uhm.. You sure you want to keep doing drugs and everything I mean.. I know you say you do and you're a ton of fun when you're high, but.. That Effie kid seems like it means a lot to you..

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I haven't gone partying in two nights...

[delilah-napolitano]

Pleasure, Flynn. I’m Delilah.

[flynn-jablonski-blog]

You uhm, you've got a pretty name.

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Texts || Skye

Skye: Not much. Still unpacking from the move. Sup with cho?

Flynn: You're still not done? Jaysus. I'm laying on my floor, watching my ceiling fan spin while I update tumblr. Exciting Friday night, right?

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Texts || Skye

Flynn: Hey there, little stoner. ♥ 'Sup?