[i-am-a-fish]

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Jay Vespertine (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

[fo-mal-haut]

enter the cutie

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[mabwee]

Zhu shows off the wooden spoon his sect gave him for training. Meanwhile, the side eye from Liang...he can't be serious.

[mabwee]

Pep talk

[mabwee]

Spooning attempts

[mabwee]

Amitabha

[mabwee]

Unfortunately, the construction projects underway at the guild base mean that the Obelisk of Knowledge will need to be relocated.

[fo-mal-haut]

This is what the people must have felt when they destroyed the library of Alexandria.

[mabwee]

He's got layers. And so does this outfit, dayum.

[fo-mal-haut]

[mabwee]

So Liang now keeps Sour Ear Bites on him at all times. You know. For no reason other than to have a snack now and then.

[mabwee]

I think it is going to take more than a few sparkles and a spoon to beat the wolf maiden...

[fo-mal-haut]

You doubt the spoon

[mabwee]

something, something, training and meditation are great by a waterfall