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hbo execs saw baby reindeer and handed richard gadd a blank cheque, and he smiled, said thank you, and sent the biggest fucking plane into the toxic incest yaoi towers since wincest

#half man #richard gadd #baby reindeer #also not to diminish the writing because the show is genuinely incredible #but jesus christ man

now whatever you do, do not think about how devastated helly will be when she finds out the lengths irving went to to get her back and how upset she’ll be knowing she can’t even thank him for it (you can however think about the depraved and violent things she’s going to do to get back at helena knowing she’s to blame for it all. like ripping out one of her kidneys or something)

#severance s2 #severance spoilers #severance season 2 #severance #helena eagan #helly r #irving b #britt lower #britt the Emmy is yours #i’ll engrave it with my teeth if i have to

not to copiously severance-post but helena eagan 100% does not have actual friends so she assumed helly wouldn’t either. only for irving to know, from the moment he spoke to her on the severed floor, that she was *not* his friend helly. something something the subterranean prisoner version of you is more free, kind, and surrounded by love than you ever were something something

#severance s2 #severance season 2 #severance #severance spoilers #helly r #helena eagan #britt lower #irving b #john turturro

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

#severance season 2 #severance #mr milchick #seth milchick #milchick #tramell tillman

what the FUCK is up with the pineapples

#severance #severance spoilers #severance season 2 #severance s2 #lumon industries #guys i’m scared why are pineapples a recurring motif

it has been a phenomenal year for the colour yellow

#the penguin #the penguin hbo #the substance #cristin milioti #demi moore #sofia falcone #elisabeth sparkle #the penguin 1x04 made me so sad but at least sofia was serving looks

need agathe rousselle's 'love is a dog from hell' tattoo BAD

#titane #agathe rousselle #julia ducournau #tattoos #i love it so much

save me beautiful women in 2024 horror getting traumatised by dan stevens with a funny accent

#cuckoo #abigail #hunter schafer #melissa barrera #actually need them to link up so bad #cuckoo 2024 #abigail 2024 #ana lucia cruz #joey abigail #gretchen cuckoo #dan stevens

currently yearning for kali reis' dimple piercings

#kali reis #true detective #true detective night country #haven't even seen that season yet #but they're such beautiful piercings #even tho i haven't committed to getting my bridge done #and i've only got one snakebite left following a stint in a no-facial-piercing fast food joint

serenityfails

do you find me boring?

#interview with the vampire #armand #woah...

just watched gladiator (2000) to prepare for gladiator ii: electric boogaloo (2024)

#gladiator #gladiator ii #gladiator 2 #joaquin phoenix #joseph quinn #ridley scott #i think joseph is gonna rock this #i have faith

rip théâtre des vampires you would have loved moulin rouge (2001)

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #iwtv s2 #theatre des vampires #i just think #lestat in particular #it's his favourite film #louis' always been more of a romeo + juliet (1996) kinda guy

american actresses doing english accents to play nobles in period shows 🫶

#the great #my lady jane #catherine the great #jane grey #lady jane grey #emily bader #elle fanning

ad-wills

#this but my dissertation instead

sweatermuppet

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

sweatermuppet

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

v1leblood

this blog isn't a safe space for zionists i literally hope you die

hate when someone has spent about five minutes watching a multi season show over your shoulder and has decided they hate a character you like. shut up. you haven't put the hours in. your opinion holds no weight in this house. you do not get a vote

#grey's anatomy #greys anatomy #superstore #smallville #veronica mars #these are the shows it happens most with

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