BTS as funny Beatles’ quotes/moments
Q: What do you call that hairstyle?
Hoseok: That’s enough about drugs. Let’s talk about Woodbines. The Woodbine is the greatest little cigarette. Why? Because it says so on the packet. Goodbye and thank you.
Jimin: It’ll hurt my lips
Q: How do the other guys feel about RM being nominated for President?
Jin: We think he should win, you know.
Hoseok: Yes, we think he should
Jungkook: Definitely in favor.
Q: RM, would you nominate the others as part of your cabinet?
Namjoon: Well, I'd have to... wouldn't I?
Jungkook: I could be the door.
Q: How has success changed your life?
Q: How did you find America?
Yoongi: Turned left at Greenland
Jungkook:*gets coke bottle*
Jungkook: *snorts coke bottle*
Q: How difficult is it for you to keep up this zest?
Jin: Well, we do the ‘zest’ we can
Q: Do you have any political affliations?
Jin: No, I don’t even smoke *proceeds to smoke*
Q: They think your haircuts are very un-American
Namjoon: Well, that’s very observant of them because we aren’t American, actually
Taehyung, while audience is screaming: The next song we’d like to sing... hang on, now... shh
Jungkook, to audience: Shut up while he’s talking!
R: Well, here’s the American public, 80 million viewers, staring at you right in the face
Yoongi: Only looks like one man to me. Oh, it’s the cameraman
Q: Hoseok, how do you manage to find find all those parties?
Hoseok: I don’t know. I just end up at them
Q: What will you do when the bts-mania subsides?
Q: What did you think when your airplane’s engine began smoking as you landed today?
Jimin: Bts, women, and children first!
Q: You were at the Playboy Club last night. What did you think of it?
Jungkook: The Playboy and I are just good friends.
Jimin: What are you doing tonight?
Q: Do you resent fans ripping up your sheets for souvenirs?
Taehyung: No, I don’t mind. So long as I’m not in them while the ripping is going on.
Q: Jungkook, why do you think you get more fan mail than anyone else in the group?
Jungkook: I don’t know. I suppose it’s because more people write me
Taehyung: Aye, but don’t rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over, sort of stuff
Hoseok: What’s that supposed to mean?
Taehyung: I don’t know. I just thought that it sounded distinguished like
R: The viewers are watching you
R: I hear that the seven of you will be millionaires by the end of this year
Q: You are the idols of so many people in this business, do you have any idols yourself?
Bts, excluding Hoseok: J-Hope
Jimin: It’s great being here in New York!
Q: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Taehyung: *with a fake, heavy beard on* my name’s Betty
Jimin: *reading a magazine while waiting for his hair to set*
Staff: Jimin, what are you up to?!
Jimin: Page 5 *flips magazine page* 6 now
Staff: Jungkook, come here, get at it
Jungkook: *aggresive piano playing*
*bts during a meeting with royalty*
Jungkook, quietly to staff: When can we eat?
*bts receiving individual awards*
Jin’s speech: It’s very nice indeed to get one each because we usually have a little bit of trouble cutting them in seven
Taehyung: Jin, I’ve done a remarkable job drawing this picture of you. What should I do?
Q: Jimin, you are considered the youngest of the group. Why is that?
Jin: That’s because he’s got no teeth
Jungkook: Even though I’m twelve years younger than him
Jimin: No! I’m not the youngest
Q: Everyone considers you baby, or baby faced of the group
Jimin: Thanks very much. Thanks. I like you too
Q: Have you ever been frightened by your fans?
Yoongi: Jungkook has frightened me a few times
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