DER FEEN KÖNIG.

YOU'RE AN EVIL LITTLE CREATURE THAT DRINKS BLOOD.

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two happy bois

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commaless‌:

@foenyg​ sent a message ( can cats cast MESSAGE ?? ): “  he is. in the process of eating one of her buttons. it is time to devour. “ / unprompted ( always accepting !! )

SHE’S cross-legged as she works on a PERSONAL project - smoking vial in ONE claw, a thick, bound book in her other - until she NOTICES the sound of SOFT scritching that comes from the side of the room Caleb and HER had designated to put their BELONGINGS in. Caleb - she’s got no CLUE where he went, but his CAT, however - kindly SUMMONED before he left ( and a QUICK reminder to her that if there was any trouble, Frumpkin could let him KNOW ) - had somehow DUG into the pocket of her satchel, an abundance of BUTTONS scattered on the wooden floor - and Frumpkin’s got his GREEDY paws onto one of them: a PRECIOUS jade button that she had picked up on the streets early in her vagrancy - oh, god, NO !!

“FRUMPKIN !!!!!!!!!!!” her voice is LOUD when she SCREAMS - and she’s STUCK on the spot in a panic, frantically LOOKING from her alchemy book and alchemy kit towards the IDIOT cat - before she DROPS the book onto the ground ( and the VIAL, unfortunately - it’s contents now SPILLED on the ground, acid EATING the wooden floor and creating an UGLY, gaping hole in the floor - oh, that’d be FUN to explain later ) to POUNCE onto the cat, a glorious attempt in trying to WRANGLE that button out from its GRUBBY paws - and also its MOUTH, because you DON’T EAT BUTTONS !! Trust her - she’s TRIED.

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EXERCISE YOUR COURAGE TODAY! IT CAN ONLY IMPROVE IF YOU PRACTICE WITH IT!!

[llovinghome]

Sweethearts

[foenyg]

OPEN TO EVERYBODY.

          trots up to whatever person he finds first and presents the dagger he’s carrying around in his mouth. the cat is armed.

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throughfires‌ / PAW-REGARD :

          beau sees feathers in her peripheral, but doesn’t pay complete attention until frumpkin is right in her face. “what the-” she scrunches her nose reflexively - resisting the urge to start swatting - before realising that frumpkin’s just being cute.

          she stares right at the owl. “are you mad at me? am i a bad petsitter?” she doesn’t know shit about having a pet. clearly.

          frumpkin can’t exactly shake his head in this form. maybe he doesn’t really want to, considering he’s been living in a pocket for the better part of the month. 

          either way, he hops a line up and down beauregard’s shoulder, away and back to her face, and then rotates his entire head for the full 360 degrees. 

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commaless‌ / COM-MEW-LESS :

SHE’Sgnawed on WORSE — but GOBLIN girl all the same is IRRITATED; an extended YELP sounds, from the SUDDEN appearance of Frumpkin, long ears in the cat’s REACH, and so he GNAWS. Nott TRIES to pull her ear away from FURTHER consumption; tries to push Frumpkin’s furry face away.

“NO,” she EMPHATICALLY says, shooting a GLARE at him, disappointment LACED in her tone, “NO biting, you FURRY AGENT OF CHAOS —”

          he cannot be stopped! not even by a very stern scolding. cats are, by nature, very sneaky and also entirely made of liquid, so he ducks away from the hand attempting to push— sliding down her shoulder as he does, and immediately scrambling to get back up.

          ‘ MROW— ‘ a disgruntled sound, followed by frumpkin pulling at one of her earrings with his teeth. technically, this isn’t biting. 

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lunarwoven‌ / MEOWLLY :

     molly would be lying if he said he wasn’t trying to agitate and tempt the cat. and as such, when frumpkin FINALLY manages to catch him, mollymauk can only cry out in pure delight. “oh no!” he wails, completely dramatically, “i’ve been… bitten. i’ll have to tell your- your father, won’t i?”

         frumpkin keeps very direct eye contact with molly. does he understand what’s being said to him? you don’t know. what’s very certain is that he grabs the tail between his paws tighter, and monches it again for good measure. his paw-paw has no power here.

[asilverdoesdraw]

el gato es del diablo 

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BEING KIND IS NOT ALWAYS EASY! BUT IT IS EASIER TOGETHER! HELP EACH OTHER BE KIND!

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@crimsontealeaf

          there is a charm on mollymauk’s horn. and he must get it. what has, until now, been a harmless cuddle session on the tiefling’s shoulders, now becomes a stealth mission as frumpkin nudges the moon charm with a paw, testing its sound.

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@lanternfreed

          he is hidden. in her hair. there is absolutely no way anybody can spot his bright orange pelt throughout all that blonde. he drops himself on his back and scratches at a strand.

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@throughfires

          yasha is very comfortable. she is big. she doesn’t falter under his weight like nott does, and she also doesn’t try to peel him off of her. her big hands are very careful. frumpkin has figured out that she likes it when he purrs, so that’s what he does, after curling himself into a ball on her lap. it’s warm, and nice, and he hopes she’ll start petting him. 

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@cobaltsouled

          gently. very gently. presses his nose against her cheek and gives a soft meow. it’s a little cold, but it’s a nose bump filled with love.

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@commaless

          against his better judgement, frumpkin has been draped around nott’s shoulders via finger snap from his master. this, however, will not stop him from immediately gnawing on her ear as soon as he’s in reach. it is. nothing compared to the things she has gnawed on.

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@lunarwoven

          this little bastard cat has spent the better part of the afternoon hunting molly’s tail. finally: he’s caught it between his squishy paws. now. it is bite time.