Foertids Junkie

stoffer er sjove, men livet er sjovere

[hyggegirl69-blog]

Lol analyser mig pls

ej din blog er faktisk ok, kunne godt være sådan en jeg fulgte på main, ik noget porno eller spurgt opslag, og du har en god fordeling hvor 20% er æstetik og resten er memes/politik/classic tumblr fun

[homieburger]

[hyggegirl69-blog]

*300 danske hipsterdrenge der har The Less I Know The Better som temasang på tinder giver instantly superlike*

[wilde-is-the-wind]

I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

[bigmamag]

I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.

[concentrated-sunshine-deactivat]

Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy “not hitting the stunt men” shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarf…

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[stupidtolkieniancomics]

i feel this is very important

[tiralatele]

[finofilipino]

Wait for the master.

[riverwindphotography]

[effervescentbi]

marvel heroes being better men than their fathers

[rebelmeg]

Overcoming bad parenting!

[ancestor]

I can’t do this

[wheredoisign]

[idk-maan-deactivated20170527]

me snapping out of a depressive episode, trying to clean up the mess

[nevergoingbackthere-deactivated]

LoL this feels like me rn

[gentlekirk]

[sasaq]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[timetravelonion]

Is that all you’re sorry for

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[gravegospel]

concept: frog but it’s entire head/face part is a gator

[kaiju-emperor]

You mean something like this?

[gravegospel]

CORRECT

[kazoracht]

@wishem please

[wishem]

How do they eat?

[shedidnthaveaface]

@wishem Obviously an ambush preditor

[wishem]

Prey after ambush: am sh00k

[lidtforlidt]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[feministism]

[amourboy]

ok so antoni posted this photo and he looks like one of those white kids in that one picture you know the one!!!!

[amourboy]

Look At This And Tell Me I’m Wrong