Everything is better with buttsex

I've been here too long, save yourself.

[bluuuuesis]

[sisyphusunderthesun]

[zeriphi]

How romantic.

[weepingchoir]

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

[passion-green-tea]

zukka my beloveds

[ekashuu]

ZUKKA DRUNK🍻

I thought that Sokka would be the type to be a hyperactive drunk, while Zuko is the sleepy one😂 oh and of course Zuko consider Sokka’s bone structure really beautiful😌💕

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

My thoughts about the Good Omens Finale

Note: I do not wish to convince anyone of my opinion or be convinced of theirs, I just want to write down how I feel about the finale. Also, I've heard that the creators are getting some hate messages, omg? Please if you have a slightest inclination to do that or to be mean to someone because you disagree with them then log off the internet and go for a walk... try to find a rainbow, feed peas to a duck ❤.

Simply put... I hated the finale. During while some things felt quite rushed I was thinking that it's because of the 6 episodes to 90 minutes shortening and even if it won't be perfect it will still be worth it because of the ending. And then came the scene in the bookshop with God and Satan and our ineffables after which they... died. And then we saw some two human clones who looked like them ending up together.

...

Crying, I couldn't have believed my eyes. The finale killed Aziraphale and Crowley and all the characters we came to know and love and replaced them with some random people who looked like them and we are supposed to care about?

Have I really just watch Soho struggle, learn that Mutt have died, Nina and Maggie had to leave, and people there were barely hanging on to be given a bit of hope by Jesus so they would be erased and this wouldn't matter at all?

I can't even start to begin to describe how much this is not Good Omens that I love. My words fail me and I am left stuttering and waving my hands erratically.

Not starting again but fix what we have has been an important point of Good Omens. Same as Job and his wife don't want some new children but the old ones. But somehow replacing the Earth is the ideal ending now?

The finale is trying to convince us that it's better because now there won't be any Hell and Heaven with their influences, but the big part of Good Omens was always that the humans do have their free will unlike most angels and demons - and all the big events on Earth like World Wars or Spanish Inquisition are created by humans, no matter how many coins Crowley glues on the pavement. If this was truly a problem then even a God's edict that from now no direct influencing people would do (not that we have that much reason to believe that there was that much influencing going on in the first place - most demons and angels kept to their dominions and Aziraphale and Crowley had The Arrangement), Aziraphale and Crowley could have been left on the Earth to make sure no such things was happening. But no, let's throw this all out, kill everyone and start over with real dinosaurs this time because it will surely be better... or will it? The humanity without Hell and Heaven seems the same to me in the ending. Hmm.

The whole scene with the God and Satan (what happens to him? who knows) where God calls Aziraphale lazy felt very very weird.

My brain is completely baffled why I should care about some random two men that look like Aziraphale and Crowley when I just saw my ineffables die. It's not them. It's like someone killed me and cloned me. I would not be very happy about it. And I know that some people like to say it is at least an imprint of them because they created the universe and they find each other in every universe over and over but nothing like is stated there, it is just wishful thinking of a broken heart imho. Aziraphale and Crowley are dead after Aziraphale spend years trying to make Heaven better and Crowley spent years in depression...

...which is another thing of itself:

Crowley is an optimist. (so seeing him in the finale makes me want to put the gif of from The Godfather: "look how they massacred my boy" here :D)

I hate this trend where you have an uplifting funny movie/season/book/something and you see that it is successful and people love it because it gives them comfort and hope and you go "oh but what if we make it drama where suddenly our characters full of hope and energy are depressed and see dying as the only option because surely that is what the fans of the original material appreciate". Fuck that.

I can't help it but the finale doesn't feel like Pratchett. At all. Perhaps there is a reason for that:

I have decided that I will consider only the book and S1 the canon in my head (perhaps with occasional visits from Bildad, Muriel or Furfur ;)). But I simply can't take this ending into my heart.

I have been waiting for the Finale to find out if it rekindles my passion for Good Omens, which sort of died away after the info about NG came out. I'm afraid it hasn't and I don't plan to update this blog much more anymore, perhaps sometimes if I see something that I want to share but I am not sure how much. Thank you for following me all these years, it's been a blast ❤.

(I still love Good Omens. I am going to The Ineffable Con 7 and I will look forward to meeting you there or at another opportunity. ❤❤❤)

[icantspellthings]

Nobody is the top or the bottom they don't even have sex they just stand next to each other and occasionally try to kill each other and that's like sex for them

[icantspellthings]

[orayart]

This is not an attack toward Rachel Talalay as a person but toward her direction. I'm sorry but that finale is simply poorly directed. At the beginning I was often telling myself "oh this is weirdly... blocked" and I'm not crazy, other people have seen it. Weirdly framed actions and characters, badly focused, lot of empty spaces (and I'm not talking about the budget cut. The budget is NOT an excuse to bad framing). Sometimes the camera was even shaky, not great execution of pan/travelling. And why even make wide shots of Whickber street if you cant even get a dozens of more extras ?

If there's not enough budget then jeez get rid of those two queen songs (+ that weird ass song at the restaurant scene), and please get rid of this intro scene. Did anyone understand the point of this? The stakes? What Crowley wanted? What was happening? Why that wig? How is that Aziraphale?

And who tf confirmed this script anyway? No one thought it was badly written? Very out of character? No one second guessed those choices in terms of queer representations ? (ESPECIALLY in that time of age jesus).

Why didn't they even acknowledge s2 kiss? Why didn't they kiss at all? Not even hugged? Why didn't Aziraphale even apologised? They didn't even talk

What was the point ? Are we supposed to take this as canon? Well no thanks lmao this is, purely and simply, not the show I fell in love with. This is the human reincarnation of Good Omens – that means not Good Omens.

I'm writing a comic out of spite. As artists we have to come together and make a better ending than whatever this was. This is baffling. Good Omens belongs to its fans since a VERY long time now anyway.

Edit : You dont have to make a bad/sad/tragic ending to subvert our expectations. God knows how much I wanted my expectations to be subverted cause that's why I love good omens at the first place – telling me a story with silly thinfs I would have never thought about. If we never thought about THAT ending it's maybe because it was a bad idea. I was full on not getting any flashbacks our south down cottage, I really didn't cared. I was even ready to forgive a poorly paced story. But what I wanted was a queer comedy and a love story. We didn't get that

Edit 2 : I guess MS and DT did their best, but they weren't well directed either. Like everyone pointed before, Azi confessed his love for Crowley to God and dude behind didnt react. Ok

[comicgeekery]

I seriously wonder if any queer people at all were involved in making decisions for this story. Because it is so incredibly obvious that we would not want yet another story where the queer heroes die. Especially without a chance to properly love each other.

[alphacentaurinebula]

The destruction of the entire universe and every soul in it is a truly depressing ending. Just because God replaced it with another universe that looked similar doesn't change anything - this is Job and his children all over again. Job doesn't want new children, and neither do I.

[bigmamag]

Like I guess I’m alone in this but I hated Good Omens 3, and it’s not even the ending which was actually just mid for me, nothing too bad, I mean it wasn’t what I would have done but it wasn’t that bad. No, it was the writing, which was genuinely horrible. I didn’t laugh once, we spent like way too long with some card dealer, it was just so BORING. I thought I’d be sad it was so short but man that movie dragged on longer than an actual whole season and I was relieved when it was over. God that whole scene of Aziraphale in hell with the clown makeup was ROUGH. I was hyped to get to see them during the great battle in heaven and see Crowleys fall but nah, we get Aziraphale with Witcher hair bandaging Crowley, YAWN. The only character I enjoyed was Jesus and only because I, an atheist, felt sorry for the little guy cause he was trying so hard to be good and it’s crazy that he’s the big plot device but if he wasn’t in the movie, nothing would be different or enjoyable, he barely talked to Crowley and didn’t interact with Aziraphale at all unless I missed something which is entirely possible because I took a bathroom break and didn’t care to pause it. Someone was paid to write this predictable mess, that is the biggest tragedy, and sure I’m happy people got something out of it but it didn’t do a thing for me.

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[common--loon]

(removes the heating pad from my lower back) also baby this is my house???

[starlight-shadowbanned]

how old are you

under 30

30+

Voting ended onMay 12

[bigmamag]

I know we've all see the iconic hair pull moment in the leaked ATLA movie and it's cute and queer as hell, of course

but I'd like to point out that like .01 seconds after this happens, the pupil in Zuko’s expressive right eye is thinned out like he's in complete shock

it's like he can't believe his crush was just two inches in front of his face smiling at him and touching his hair and he knows he's cooked

[necrocto]

That's rough, buddy 🌹✨

[lazy0kitten]

I wonder when they will kiss each other already

[resande]

Zukka nation, a veteran has returned.

[fancysmudges]

Yeah he's fucked