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hate that I've developed a negative response to the word cozy. because I've started to sort it with the feminine energy just a girl wave. cozy games (for girls). cozy reads (for girls). buy these products to achieve coziness (you deserve it girl). it's fucked up. being cozy is the best thing... blanket and coffee costs nothing... it's awesome.. i don't like that my brain is conflating these things...

wo-control

might fuck around and haunt your dreams for a bit

baleful-meat-worm

chronic illness will have you thinking things like oh no i shouldnt take painkillers. it only feels like i got my spine beaten with a loose piece of plumbing three days ago and my ribs gently extricated and reintroduced, ill save the paracetamol for a twenty-seven screwdrivers in my guts day or perhaps a crowbar repeatedly in the skull day :))

wtnvibes

kingcatnine

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

rickybabyboy

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

machinot

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

parkchanwoohoo

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

yokowan

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

jenjensd

“This has been a word from our sponsor. And now, the weather”

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

same-panik-different-discus

Welcome…. to Night Vale

complexkomainu

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

Ungentrified version

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

longnuts

Does anyone know what to do

princecarlton

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade