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❝ Something about this place is unsettling. It’s like… underwear that never quite sits right. ❞
❝ Oh, look at them! They’re like kittens… who want to eat you. ❞
❝ Looking for a ditch to lay face down in? I can recommend one. ❞
❝ Come on, haven’t you ever wanted to slap me? Just a little? ❞
❝ That would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Everyone deserves a good smiting now and then. I could use one right this minute. ❞
❝ Family’s not just the people you’re related to by blood. There are other people who care about you. ❞
❝ Sometimes, I miss being that selfish. ❞
❝ The past’s past. I learned that young. If it can’t bring you gold or giggles, what’s the point in dwelling on it? ❞
❝ I don’t know how you live the way you do, blithely ignoring the consequences of your actions. ❞
❝ Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world. ❞
❝ The difference between whores and courtesans is… well, they have nicer shoes. ❞
❝ You see, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six. ❞
❝ Why? Why do you say these things? ❞
❝ So what’s with that magical fisting thing you do? ❞
❝ It’s not about who’s dangerous. It’s about having choices made for you. ❞
❝ You seem especially broody today. ❞
❝ You sort of… swagger when you walk. I’ve been trying, but I trip over my own feet when I do it. ❞
❝ Pirates only care about a small number of very specific things: the sea, strong drink, and booty. Both kinds. ❞
❝ It’s frightening, isn’t it, to realize you have the potential to be a better person? ❞
❝ If they really want people to be good, shouldn’t they offer an afterlife with… lakes of wine and a dozen naked virgins? ❞
❝ There’s no way. Impossible! I’ve had hundreds of those in my hands, and they’re never that size. ❞
❝ It’s “friend-fiction!” I do it out of love. ❞
❝ What’s wrong with this place? Why don’t they have one decent regular lock to pick. No, it’s got to be all magic and blowy lights. ❞
❝ Try to do someone a favor and you end up trapped in a giant magical prison. There’s a lesson here. Next time you ask if I want to help with something, I’m going to say no. ❞
❝ Someday I’ll visit a place with no ancient evils, horrors, devouring plagues, or insanity. Maybe a beach. ❞
❝ Temporary insanity. A bout of foul morality. A horrifying fit of decency. It got better. ❞
❝ Your boots go on forever. I’d get so lost in them. I’ve dropped marbles in. They take an eternity to reach the bottom. ❞
❝ I’m helping you indulge in elaborate revenge fantasies. I think it’s good for you. ❞
❝ You know, it’s possible they’re just scared shitless of you. That’s my theory, anyway. ❞
❝ Once more I am falsely accused of whatever it is that I am accused of. Falsely. ❞
❝ Strange, I always thought I’d wind up arresting you some day. ❞
❝ Nobility is just an expensive lifestyle. I’ve already got one of those. ❞
❝ I’m a professional younger brother. Trust me, the center of attention’s the worst place to be. When things go wrong, and they always do, that’s where all the fingers point. ❞
❝ Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They’d have broody babies in your honor. ❞
❝ Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn’t matter how many you got. ❞
❝ You never know. You might need to tie a package up, hang a lantern, dress a roast chicken. It’s multipurpose. ❞
❝ Does anybody else get the feeling that this is going to end badly? Just me huh? ❞
❝ Nobody said this was going to be happy story. ❞
❝ You can’t even pretend to be interesting, can you? ❞
❝ I wouldn’t normally say this, but—the shiny white armor? It works for you. Makes you look like a lacquered pilot whale. ❞
❝ You want help killing people like me. ❞
❝ It was never anything I had to work for. Other people always took the risks, to keep me free. ❞
❝ You’ve got a real chip on your shoulder, you know? ❞
❝ So we agree that it doesn’t take a demon for someone to be a vicious killer? Good. ❞
❝ Do not bare your heart to me, unless you would have me rip it out. ❞
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