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[chelseawoosh]

[fokmeintheass]

[Em comes back with ice cream] R: what flavor is it? E: vanilla R: just how you like it? E: ..... no

[fokmeintheass]

Ray J:Hey Emily I found you the perfect summer job

Breadstickz: Is it stripping?

Ray J: No it isn't stripping! it's working with Nigerian Dwarf Goats

[radtracks]

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[katiepham-deactivated20210101]

[voluptuousbooty-deactivated2015]

[fokmeintheass]

"Classic."

[fokmeintheass]

“Where is your crazy tall lesbian basketball homie?”

[xelfmo]

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shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[itsbrittanyswift]

idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

[oreimo]

please go to church this sunday

[mellodramaticist-blog]

when everybody in your squad is queer as heck

[xelfmo]

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shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[itsbrittanyswift]

idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

[fokmeintheass]

Dbron Talks Like Jaden Smith Tweets.

[mercy-nerfs-deactivated20200127]

just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is

1 million seconds is just over a week and a half

1 billion seconds is about 35 years

[star-spangled-jackass]

damn son

[rememberingsuunday]

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

fuckboy symptoms:

timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello

connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs

colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time

gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals

he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)

relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women

looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies

can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

[danie-california]

Reblog to save a life

[michaxl]

do she got

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

[sollevatore-deactivated20150824]

i just SPIT all over my screen 

[fokmeintheass]

Dear john

Channing Tatum is a sensitive thumb