The Crunchier The Better

[tomofmunich]

are you fucking kidding me

[alisonzai]

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[post-punk-post-twink]

i never know what to say when someone is embarrassed about their age

[munkseel]

[sunsbleeding]

[daddyfuckedme]

[birralover]

Lol

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[heavensickness]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE

I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS

MY LIFE IS NOT OVER

I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[exitwound]

at the club googling symptoms of organ failure

[vampiregirlestrogen]

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

[yanklbonkl]

where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

[yanklbonkl]

i do not want 'email' i want little brass capsules that go "shwump"

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

heartbreaking: none of artist's other songs are as much of a banger as the song I discovered the artist by

[weirdness-is-good]

[sighinastorm]

This is a painting to me.

[hamletthedane]

[x]

[sarahseeandersen]