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@fomoanon
:3
omg no way is that—?!
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okay well uhh.....im going to have to decline this because— i uh— im on a mustard detox !!
it got WAY too out of hand, and i cant miss even more things because of my mustard addiction !! but....thank you anyways !!
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i mean— it would be ride to not accept a gift so....ill take it anyways i— i just wont DRINK it ahaa why would i do thatt ???
fellow anons how would you feel if I invited you guys to my treehouse and we all just chilled out and ate kraft mac and cheese and dino nuggets and mozzarella sticks. whattdya think.
Sounds cool 😎😎😎
Is the whole hivemind invited? Or just your friends?
all of you, granted you’re nice obviously. i WILL stab anyone who isn’t very considerate of course.
Fair enough!!!! Can't promise we'll all behave (we are, after all, a conglomeration of hundreds of tumblr users), but you seem to be respected amongst the community. We'd be happy to attend :)
me? respected amongst the community? well, that’s something I didn’t expect to hear but at the same time it feels quite obvious.
glad you guys respect me. and well, I’m prepared for if any of you don’t behave. you don’t need to worry about that.
i’ll draw the fanart !!! ehehehehegerjutgd
amazing. your design is canon for a reason.
anyways, i will be feeding Mfer right now. go stab some homophobes.
room for a rat?
wait is everyone getting invited ??
uhmm is it okay if i join too ?? it sounds kind of fun !!
although...its been awhile since ive hanged around most of the other anons.......it should be fine though...i hope !!
Nope, no context. Just appreciation and a little bit of boredom.
- @thedeadanon
....huh....okay so...im not being left out of anything, right... ???
...in that case uhm....thank...thank you....!
*pat pat*
Get appreciation, no context.
- @thedeadanon
...huuuh ??? huh .... ?? whats the context ???
i- erm...thanks ?? i appreciate it !!! this is...unexpected !!!
but uh....whats the context ?? is there a context ??? aughh i dont wanna be left out of the context fellow anon !!!!!
Hello our dear Fomo anon!!! A brother!!!
We have a question for you! What's your favorite condiment besides any kind of mustard???
Is it ketchup?? Mayonnaise?? BLOOD??
Or something else???
Q&A anon
oh !! uh....hello-geez....how many new anons ARE there....?
BESISDES mustard....??? hmm well.....ketchup ive tried but its not the same as mustard....mayo's okay but- BLOOD ??? WHAT ????
i mean......does....does honey mustard count ?? its NOT mustard !! hah !!!
I said ANY KIND OF MUSTARD!!
PICK A DIFFERENT ONE!
UGHHH OKAY OKAY !! DONT YELL AT MEEE !!!
i guess uh........i dunno ?? ketchup ?? its not the same but... thatll be my second choice ???
[*A feminine, royal blue-purple stick walks past the table, does a double take, and runs up. She doesn't seem to pay much attention to Azul, instead enthusiastically greeting one of the other sticks. As they quickly engage in conversation, she takes a seat next to Azul - opposite her apparent friend.*]
[*After a minute or two, she glances at Azul.*]
Hey, sorry if we're bothering you. We can move if you want!
-@multianonasker (I just got back. What. The hell.)
"....you all are fine.....i suppose.......ill have to go back to work soon, anyways...."
[ tags since i screenshotted the asks: @strangeanoncolony @fomoanon ]
soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???
why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??
oh man. i’m sorry—
alright where’s the current tornado meme
im sorry the WHAT ?!
current ??? last time i checked there was only ONE ?? maybe another one....cant remember....but i— HOW MANY ARE THERE ?!?!
oh there’s a bunch now. like. uh
*squeak squeak sque.*
yeah, five? ..seven?
five ??? seven ???
well, atleast there isnt any new ano- wait a minute who are you ?? i dont recognize you ?? dont tell me theres new people TOO ??
uh. haha, yeah, i’m pretty new here. rat anon. good to meet you, uhh— fomo anon, right?
*squeeeeak. squeak!*
ah. this lil bastard. his name’s oswald, please do not feed him potions of any kind he will die.
yeahhhhh, ironic im fomo anon, and yet i missed aloooot....aha......
awwwwh waitwait you have a RAT ??? awwh thats so cute !! hows it like having one ?? im not missing out by not having o- -wait no, no, thats having fomo, ughhhhh i thought i was OVERRR this.....
sorry, sorry !! but its uhm...nice to meet you both !!
yeah! this lil shit. it’s nice.
[they gently hold oswald on a hand and scratch his head with another.]
it’s a good emotional support thing and it’s nice to have a little friend through it all. even if it pees on the sheets despite being potty trained—
i’m sorry fomo gets that bad for you. I haven’t had it in a while. well, unless a slight phone addiction counts. probably does. EITHER WAY, it’s fine to feel it sometimes. i mean, it’s a normal human emotion. as long as you try not to go too far into it.
these are just silly fun games we play, after all.
yeah, he is adorable....!
and i mean, its kinda in the name unfortunately.....im trying to overcome it though !! slowly......slowly but surely !!!
i tried to distract myself with just...drinking mustard instead, but THAT didnt work out so well.....so now what ?? i dont even know !!!
its just insane how ive missed so much....i just wanna be apart of everything !! what if theres some hidden anon joke i dont know about now ?? what if everyones secretly decided to conspire against me because ive been gone ?? what if-
-....welll.....you get the idea
The hivemind is ever expanding. Endlessly spawning new anons, with more being given names than ever before.
You were one the first, weren't you? Welcome back. =)
- @theanonhivemind
ITS THAT BIG NOW ?? WH- how is this POSSIBLE ????
and......yeaaaah......literally i didnt know there could even be this much of us ???
knife anon was probably the first one i met ?? all i remember is one day i was just casually walking in the outernet, there was a corndog stand with two people sitting by it, one was knife anon and one was....named creachure i think ??
and...i was wondering, why are people sitting around here ??? what could i POSSIBLY be missing out on ?? so i sat with them !!
then i remember there was silly anon, homophobe sky anon....a few more came after that but it was never more than a handful !!
i am.....still baffled !! honestly !!
i had a mustard coma a bit ago, and i came back to everyone running off instead of hanging around the corndog guy's stand, and i couldnt believe it !!!! my fomo got HORRIBLE, so i took a break !! got therapy for my fomo and mustard addiction !!!
i thought NOTHING ELSE could even top all that !!! and your telling me.......THERES MORE ???? do i even want to ask about how are those other sticks are that the anons were helping then ?? i dont think so !!
Hello our dear Fomo anon!!! A brother!!!
We have a question for you! What's your favorite condiment besides any kind of mustard???
Is it ketchup?? Mayonnaise?? BLOOD??
Or something else???
Q&A anon
oh !! uh....hello-geez....how many new anons ARE there....?
BESISDES mustard....??? hmm well.....ketchup ive tried but its not the same as mustard....mayo's okay but- BLOOD ??? WHAT ????
i mean......does....does honey mustard count ?? its NOT mustard !! hah !!!
Don't worry, me too.
Also there's now an discord Server, and the hive mind
- @thedeadanon
wh....HIVE MIND ???
HOW MANY ANONS ARE THERE NOW WHAT ??
AVTUMBLR I PRESENT THE ULTIMATE TORNADO MEME !!
nobodys having a good time...save us all, EXCEPT FOR ME :3c /j (i tried to include as MUCH active blogs as i could !! sorry if i missed anyone)
soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???
why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??
oh man. i’m sorry—
alright where’s the current tornado meme
im sorry the WHAT ?!
current ??? last time i checked there was only ONE ?? maybe another one....cant remember....but i— HOW MANY ARE THERE ?!?!
oh there’s a bunch now. like. uh
*squeak squeak sque.*
yeah, five? ..seven?
five ??? seven ???
well, atleast there isnt any new ano- wait a minute who are you ?? i dont recognize you ?? dont tell me theres new people TOO ??
uh. haha, yeah, i’m pretty new here. rat anon. good to meet you, uhh— fomo anon, right?
*squeeeeak. squeak!*
ah. this lil bastard. his name’s oswald, please do not feed him potions of any kind he will die.
yeahhhhh, ironic im fomo anon, and yet i missed aloooot....aha......
awwwwh waitwait you have a RAT ??? awwh thats so cute !! hows it like having one ?? im not missing out by not having o- -wait no, no, thats having fomo, ughhhhh i thought i was OVERRR this.....
sorry, sorry !! but its uhm...nice to meet you both !!
Well I don't know If you know me but i'm here since a little while o/
- @thedeadanon
i- i vaugely remember you ?? i dont think we talked much aside from the anon cul- club thread
but uh.....geez.....did i REALLY miss that much ???
soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???
why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??
oh man. i’m sorry—
alright where’s the current tornado meme
im sorry the WHAT ?!
current ??? last time i checked there was only ONE ?? maybe another one....cant remember....but i— HOW MANY ARE THERE ?!?!
oh there’s a bunch now. like. uh
*squeak squeak sque.*
yeah, five? ..seven?
five ??? seven ???
well, atleast there isnt any new ano- wait a minute who are you ?? i dont recognize you ?? dont tell me theres new people TOO ??
soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???
why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??
oh man. i’m sorry—
alright where’s the current tornado meme
im sorry the WHAT ?!
current ??? last time i checked there was only ONE ?? maybe another one....cant remember....but i— HOW MANY ARE THERE ?!?!
soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???
why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??
wow !! im so glad ive been mostly off social media for a bit !! ive worked on my fomo AND my mustard addiction !! in fact, i think im doing fairly good now !!
now !! letssss just see what ive missed, but im sure its nothing major, ive gotten over my fomo now ANYWAYS !!
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....i need to call my therapist
