Hello, fellow humans. I sure do love taxes, stocks, skateboards, small talk, rock and roll, and walking on two legs. I definitely don’t eat grass or spit. I am also not facilitating the end times so that the dark lord may rule humanity. Let’s discuss the weather, stock market trends and the politic like we humans do. feel free to share personal or government secrets down there. Trust me. I am not an agent of satan. i am your friend. ps: i am not a llama. i hate being accused of being llama
Hello, i am Hugh Mann or Guy Mann Mcnotallama, just your average dutch guy dude man person human. I share this blog with my attack llama named "Kevin" who is not me.
Some info about me:
Sex: No thank you.
Gender: Human
Age: 27 (one year left to become a rockstar 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸)
Ethnicity: Human²
Race: Fast
Appearance: White and fluffy
Religion: EVIL sunshine and rainbows 🌈
Job: Night time ice cream truck driver
Political alignment: Violence against all
Hobbies: i like gaming, drawing, being cool, not eating people and going "buh-whaaaaaa"
Status: Alive?
Pet peeve: Being called a llama for no reason and being accused of murder after.
Fears: wouldn't you like to know?
Important info: you are here to entertain me, not the other way around. I will fuck with you and weird you out on purpose for my own entertainment. Be prepared.
(srs past here)
DNI list under here
Or what i'd like to call the f off list:
Any type of bigot. I genuinely do not care against who you are bigoted or why, fuck off please i dont want anything to do with you. So fuck off MAGA, fuck off Nazis, fuck off radfems, fuck off both pro and anti-feminists fuck off, fuck off terfs, fuck off transphobes, misandrists, misogynists, fuck off zionists, ect, ect. I don't want anything to do with your bigoted hate speech. FUCK. OFF.
(if you are wondering why i put both anti and pro feminist in the same category its because i used to be an active feminist for around a decade. Yes, i was not just one online. And eventually the way i got treated there and how many feminists spoke of all men made me leave. It made me realise most modern feminists could not give less of a shit about equality. In a way anti-feminists and many pro-feminists are very similar with one difference, there are good feminists. If you are a good one who genuinely cares about equality, good, welcome. But i wont tolerate hate to trans people or men. Thats an instant block. In short: do you pretend to stand for equality while beating down trans people and men/boys? Consider eating a bomb.)
(to know "am i a misandrist man hating fucker closer to a waste of air than a person?" ask yourself this: "did i ever compare men to bears?" If the answer to that is "yes" then that is also your answer. Comparing groups of people like that to wild animals is a universal form of bigotry. Now go eat a bomb. You would do the world a favor.)
Die hard egalitarian. We should all be equal and I won't tolerate any hate to anyone. Man or woman, black or white, gay or straight, neurotypical or neurodivergent, trans or cis. I dont give an f. We all have feelings and should respect those of each other. Respect your fellow humans plz. Actions matter more than labels.
Pronouns: Hij/Hem (go ahead, call me mentally ill, make yourself look like an idiot d:)
Got da tism. Realising i am starting to get depression.
Sometimes my notifications will say there are over 4K notifications on tumblr. For no reason. I think it sometimes thinks reblogs are your notifications when they aren’t.
Really happy with how this commission turned out! It was definitely a challenge since I’ve never drawn an angle like this before, but I had a lot of fun with it.
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video.
Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
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