I'm FUCKING dead, mate.

Remember when I wasn't dead? I do. Let me tell you all about it.

[dovahkiin-and-tonic]

A tweet hasn't me audibly wheeze in a long time but this made me do that today. God bless The Elder Memes

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

If tumblr deletes me here’s how you can find me: On the Green Road to the north of Bravil lies the Inn of Ill Omen. There you will find a man named Rufio. Kill him, and your initiation into the Dark Brotherhood will be complete. Do this, and the next time you sleep in a location I deem secure, I will reveal myself once more, bearing the love of your new family.

[numbaoneflaya]

[evilsyd]

the night mother in her tomb watching everyone die and the entire guild go to shambles 

[sanderrabbit]

I love these guys

[for-the-dread-lord]

[slthis]

👻

[dunmertitty]

[derpbrotherhood]

Night mother sacrificing her kids to Sithis, colorized, 1E, Second Seed

[heavymetaljeeg-deactivated20250]

Oh look what I made.

[l33tfragiletings]

Okay let’s all be honest here guys, our reaction would be extremely similar to Benny’s. Think about it you kidnap a person, drag them to a cemetery in the Mojave desert, shoot them in the face and then proceed to bury them in a grave AND SUDDENLY they approach you out of nowhere in the middle of your Casino. What would you think?

[whokillednerevar]

this is like the funniest meme I’ve seen in a while oof

[for-the-dread-lord]

'Stealth is key. And the key is hiding in plain sight. So therefore, my head being visible is an additional to this sneaking tactic.'

- The Dark Brotherhood Murderers, probably.

[ice-block]

Alright y’all who want to plot all of my tumblr posts with me just like the popular tumblr bloggers.

[khedixi]

lmao who plans posts

[ice-block]

Wig snatched

[khedixi]

[minecraft]

Decided to make this post into abstract art

[clowncorpse666]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[fluffishere]

this post went places.

[for-the-dread-lord]

This. This was not what I was expecting, but I love it.

[njadastonearm]

hi

[for-the-dread-lord]

Damn, them Hagravens really be out here taking their bodies instead of just replacing their hearts, huh?

[for-the-dread-lord]

Get yourself a friend who will wait for you to prepare yourself to get blacked-out drunk.

Edit; I tried pickpocketing, and the sudden 'Keep your hands to yourself' from him actually caught me off guard.

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]