"Do NOT send that to Heaven." @foradayofsky - Tumblr Blog

12-13 year old girls are little attitude monsters who have a lot to prove and no emotional control. Good lord.

...I actually know Persephone and Athena. Unless there are multiple Persephones and Athenas in town who are TheCheat's age.

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

lucianite

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

bizarrodf

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

antifamutant

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

reddit-tales

Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media?

My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for:

Dominicans with no hands and feet.

Dominicans with no heads.

Dominican chests.

Dominican torsos.

Dominican legs.

Dominicans in stores.

Dominicans for sale.

Silver Dominicans.

Black Dominicans.

White Dominicans.

I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren’t people” as he pointed to a statue next to us.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said “Mannequins”.

madlori

Plot fucking twist.

edmilibum

The Italian Prime Minister, Matteo Renzi, and British Prime Minister Theresa May meet for negotiations and …what is going on there?

theflanderspigeonmurderer

In order to leave the European Union the Prime Minister must first do battle with a champion nominated by each member state

queenvideodame-blog

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

catsuggest

guide to yo ga?

1 sit on the yogu mat when humaine want to yogu2 do beauté stretch 3 get pats4 this concludes the yogu. thank

trumpet-jesus

How to do instruments

Get an instrument

Decide whether it is a doot, bang, or skree instrument.

Doot, bang, or skree accordingly

Congratulation you did an instrument

rossthenerd

caulo

shaelit:

thefatfeminist:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

“Leave the tray, please.“

Oh Bruce.

“I give you my word, I did not plan that.” oh my word

infinite-playlist

literally me.

i-rate-pokemon

i made lugia better

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Pokémon Helper™

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Early Parthian bronze brooch, dating to around 500 - 200 B.C.

Originating in Cyprus, the arm fibula style spread to Assyria and Persia in the 7th century B.C. where it remained popular for over half a millennia. Custom mounted and fantastically well preserved, this wonderful artefact has a poise and presence not often encountered in small ornamented jewelry.