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@fordsixerpines
SIMPLE SHIPPING MEME!!
Send 👌 if you would like to explore a PLATONIC relationship between our muses!
Send 😎 if you would like to explore a FAMILIAL relationship between our muses!
Send ❤️ if you would like to explore a ROMANTIC relationship between our muses!
Send 💋 if you would like to explore a SEXUAL relationship between our muses!
Send 💥 if you would like to explore a ANTAGONISTIC relationship between our muses!
Send ❓ for a different dynamic - and tell me more about it!
@stanuary 2024 week one: Lost
Boy howdy! Another year, another butt load of angst for me to draw!
I have had "In this Shirt" by The Irrepressibles for a healthy amount this week, especially considering that I have been in a very emotional mood bc the place I used to work with closed
So I got very emotional and considering how good this song is, I had to draw the most intense moment in the show with the most intense moment in the song, making a short lyric comic.
"Get up. I can't carry you upstairs."
"Hm.. n-no just... I.." ... "--!!" Stanford's eyes suddenly shot open as he realized he had fallen asleep. The old man wasn't getting proper rest lately, as there was just too much to do. Sleep was typically an afterthought.
"Oh, um, I apologize. How long was I asleep?"
if i only get one day , i am so , so glad i got this one .
The statement made by Billia troubled Ford-- what did he mean 'if I only get one day?'
"I agree. Sometimes you just have to live one day at a time, I suppose-- however, where did that sentiment gome from?"
It’s a Bottle Episode!
Some starters for when the muses are just stuck somewhere together during a storm/some type of bad weather situation (type of your choice)
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DIALOGUE
“Do you think the power will go out?”
“How long is this storm supposed to last?!”
“Know any card games?”
“Trust me, this game will be fun.”
“I’m begging you, please stop pacing.”
“Ever heard of the Donner Party? This is kind of like that.”
“Is this a bad time to admit that I’m claustrophobic?”
“How are you staying so calm?!”
“We’re running out of distractions... want to play 20 questions?”
“It’s kind of beautiful outside.”
“If this doesn’t end soon, I’m going to start screaming.”
ACTIONS/ACTIVITIES
🏠 : Muse A sees Muse B trying to make their way to shelter through the elements and invites them inside their own home
🍾 : the muses decide to break out the alcohol
❔: the muses play 20 questions
🎲 : the muses play a board game
😭 : Muse A has started to get stressed and is pacing around the area, Muse B tries to get them to calm down
🍽 : the muses are trying to figure out what to cook with the limited options they have
🎵 : the muses share media they enjoy to pass the time
💀 : the muses begin to discuss existential/philosophical/ethical questions ( ex: “which one of us would eat the other”, trolley problem, etc )
💼 : one or both muses are getting anxious about missing work during the storm
🔥 : the heat has gone out and the muses are trying to find ways to get warm
❤️ : one or both of the muses have feelings towards the other and the tension is heavy in the air ( romantic, sexual, platonic, etc )
"If that flower has a gun, then so will I."
After all you've been through with your family, who'd make the best apprentice?
Dipper, Mabel, Soos or Wendy? (I like to think Soos and Wendy are honorary members :) )
I stand by my decision-- I believe Dipper would be my ideal apprentice. However, IF given the chance, I would have both Dipper AND Mabel succeed me in my research.
A meme for sleepy muses.
Change pronouns and wording to your heart's content to best suit your muse.
"No, no, you can't sleep here."
"Let's get you moved to a real bed, shall we?"
"You can barely even keep your eyes open, can you?"
"I actually can't tell if you were talking in your sleep or just spouting gibberish."
"Did you stay up all night or something?"
"Get up. I can't carry you upstairs."
"I need an espresso, but transfused directly into my veins."
"The energy drinks are doing nothing."
"Next time you yawn, I'm going to stick something in your mouth."
"I'm just resting my eyes...I'm definitely not falling...asleep..."
"Careful you don't doze off and miss your stop."
"I'm that exciting to listen to, huh?"
"Here, you can lean on me if you want."
"How can you sleep there? It looks so uncomfortable."
"It's too warm in here for me to keep my eyes open..."
"These kinds of talks always put me right to sleep."
"I got your really weird text. Did you fall asleep holding your phone again?"
"I'm just taking a productivity nap."
"Wake me if anything interesting happens."
"Wake up! Everybody in the theatre can hear you snoring!"
"Hey. Hey. You're sleeping right through the best part."
"Ha! You were drooling on your collar."
"I want to stay curled up in this spot for the rest of my life."
"You crashed out so hard, it was kind of alarming...I had to check you were still breathing."
Stanuary 2024 Week One: [Lost] & Home
simple, but their little adventures are rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken,, (reuploaded because i forget his nose bumps) (i'm a fake fan)
↪ 𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑾𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 . ( a series of sentence starters from season 5 of syfy’s “ warehouse 13 ” . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
nothing to worry about on this end .
keep me posted .
i’ve got another idea .
wait , wait , wait …
i’m not a total idiot .
look , [ name ] , that’s not what matters right now .
drive . okay ? just … drive fast .
of all the illegal things i’ve done , this is probably the least illegal .
we are not talking about that !
are you kidding me ?!
i’m gonna need another pair of hands .
i’ve got a plan i’m absolutely certain will work .
not cool ! not cool !
oh my god , what a great idea , [ name ] ! wish i’d thought of that !
i’ll explain later .
[ name ] , what just happened ?
i want him dead .
i just think we should make an informed decision .
heartbreaking , isn’t it ? when someone you loved and thought you knew turns out to be someone else ?
the question is ; are you with me , or are you against me ?
hey ! what’d you do that for ?
there goes our element of surprise .
you have no idea what you’re giving up .
so , sue me . i didn’t want you to die .
stop staring at me !
this way i can keep an eye on you .
patience , and all will be revealed .
follow my instructions for a change .
are you busy tonight ?
i will cut you .
now if you’ll excuse me , i have to get ready .
do you want to tell me the truth , this time ?
i don’t need you to protect me .
should i ignore the fact that that sounds insane ?
you’re lying , it makes no sense .
i haven’t hurt anyone .
there’s no way i’m leaving you like this .
you have been lying to me .
i haven’t forgotten about [ name ] .
a little bit dramatic , don’t you think ?
okay , your life is worse . congrats .
there’s no need to close that door forever .
can we stop talking about this and just get back to work ?
how about we just start with this ?
hopefully you’ll understand why i did what i did .
i told you i’d be back .
despite everything [ name ] told you , you’re here anyways .
life is shorter than you ever think .
i think a little danger is worth it , don’t you ?
please note that i didn’t say anything about how dangerous that would be .
you take one hand , i’ll take the other ?
what’s so important ?
i’m not blaming you , i just wanna know what happened .
i don’t understand . where am i ?
listen , there was - there was a car accident .
no way , come on . i don’t believe you .
we’re gonna talk everything through from the very beginning .
i have the feeling this is gonna take awhile .
don’t worry about it . i’ll take care of [ name ] .
i didn’t have very much when i came here , so i guess i’m kind of trying to make up for that .
the internet’s still around ?
i gotta say , i’m really hating this . i just , nothing feels real .
i’m just gonna wake up and be me again .
this cannot be my life !
please stop saying it’s gonna be alright because it’s not !
i was in a mental institution .
not to outdo you , but crazy girl carries a lot more stigma .
my strongest memories of you have to do with that guitar .
oh , boo - hoo , what . is . the . plan ?
did you not hear me say very , very carefully ?!
this place is about as secure as a kiosk at the mall .
do not snap at me , okay ?
do you have any enemies ? anyone who might want to hurt you ?
am i doing all these things with my mind ?!
i haven’t cursed anyone in years .
weren’t you nervous to play in front of people ?
let’s just say i’m addicted to more than just coffee .
would you play for me ?
since you missed the concert , i thought we could have one of our own .
my keen sense of perception is giving me the impression that you are upset .
don’t partonize me , [ name ] .
look , why don’t we just quietly work together ?
it was an accident , i didn’t mean for anyone to get hurt .
i didn’t know it was gonna be dangerous .
no one’s gonna die ! okay ? we’re gonna fix this .
have you seen him ? i mean , really looked at him ?
when you really love someone , you want them to be happy . even if it isn’t with you .
talking down to me does not help !
i’m not talking down to you , i’m just talking you DOWN … there’s a difference .
it’s this place , it’s a thousand things !
you SHOT me ?!
with clear eyes … and a full heart , you can’t lose .
will you tell me everything that happened while i was sleeping ?
i’m so sorry , i know i should’ve told you sooner .
i remember , now . i remember everything .
i’m not gonna let you go back to that .
you’ve tried everything , haven’t you ?
if i only get one day , i am so , so glad i got this one .
i’m counting on you to fix all of this .
i’ll find a way . i promise .
what answer will make you stop asking ?
relax , i’m not here for you .
that’s why you’re yelling like your hair’s on fire ?
i hate being friends with you .
i want to punch things .
i’m on the verge of a major breakthrough !
fine , i’ll go . this better be snappy .
i called the police , they said i had to wait 24 hours .
i have a creature to show you
here you go
Stanford studied the small creature, and even took a quick photo of it.
"Fascinating!-- what an interesting little creature. What is it called?"
@fordsixerpines
His tail swayed as he enjoyed the salmon. Eventually, Kyubey lifted his head up as the incubator noticed he was not alone. He lifted up his paw to lick at it. Then looked at Ford. Curious about him.
"Kyu?"
Kyubey hadn't seen this person at the shack since coming here. So he wondered if this was a visitor. Come to think of it... Ford seemed to resemble the other adult that stayed here. He could be a family member.
"Oh! So you are the landlord then." Kyubey laid down. Getting a bit more comfortable. He was still recovering after all. Perhaps after another day or two, he would be fully healed. "I see. Humans have their hobbies. The one called Mabel saved me from some forest creature. Not entirely certain of what it was but... I owe her." The incubator looked at Ford again.
"I am Kyubey. My race is from another world entirely. We are what you would call, logical thinkers. Or scientists. I am certain there are plenty of words your kind uses for us. Some think of us as heartless simply because we act based on mind over emotions. We do not lack emotions however. Our race does have it."
Even though it was considered inferior or some sort of disability. Kyubey's race was not void of feelings. His tail swished a few times.
"Incubators do not usually do business with humans of your age. Although I am uncertain if you could understand the complexity. A lot of humans seem to find me as more of a... Pet? I suppose the word is? Or an exotic being to be sold off for profit. Mabel... Is different. She gave me fish."
Landlord-- well, it was technically right. "Yes, this is my house," he nodded in agreement. Ford grabbed for a mug of coffee he'd left on a nearby table and took a sip as he listened to the Incubator's explanation of what exactly he does/is.
Another world he had yet to visit, and it was populated by little fluffy scientists? That was certainly an intriguing, amusing thought. Ford wondered for a moment if he could ever find that world and explore it.
There was one thing that put him on edge, though...
"Do business? What exactly do you mean? What sort of business do you do with humans?" It was likely visible how Ford's demeanor changed, albeit it being many small body language changes at most such as his grip on the coffee mug tightening and his brows furrowing some.
@team-chaotics
(in response to this ask reply)
The term 'flesh and bone mortal' being used to describe a human being would have put most regular humans on edge, but Stanford's life experience with nonhuman beings that spoke in such a way was definitely not the norm. He brushed off the term with ease as his own eyes studied the... owl? Yes-- the owl before him.
"Parties? Well, it's been ages since I took part in that sort of thing. The old knees don't hold up like they used to, heh-- but back in the day, a good friend of mine and I were known to throw quite the rager." Ford reminisced about his years with his friend Rick, traveling the multiverse and literally becoming wanted in several dimensions.
"Do you enjoy parties? Also, where exactly are we anyway?" Ford had been following the energy readings on a multi-dimensional trip for his latest scientific agenda, and something had led him here... but what?
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@fordsixerpines
His tail swayed as he enjoyed the salmon. Eventually, Kyubey lifted his head up as the incubator noticed he was not alone. He lifted up his paw to lick at it. Then looked at Ford. Curious about him.
"Kyu?"
Kyubey hadn't seen this person at the shack since coming here. So he wondered if this was a visitor. Come to think of it... Ford seemed to resemble the other adult that stayed here. He could be a family member.
Kyubey didn't do anything at first. Not until he noticed the hand wasn't like most. He sniffed a little bit. Then reached out his paw to touch Ford's fingers. Curious about the feel. How interesting. Kyubey looked at the author as the question came. He figured it was safe enough to respond. Since Mabel would likely mention the creature could talk sooner or later. Plus the reaction from Ford would be fun.
"I'm an Incubator. The one called Mabel helped with my injuries. You are not someone I have seen here before. Do you live far away?"
Since the scientist had really been talking to himself regarding his question, the fact that Kyubey responded got a small flinch and an arch of the brow in response. Had he not been who he was, he probably would have reacted in a sense of shock borderlining fear at this creature being able to speak like a human. However, this WAS Gravity Falls. Nothing was off limits here.
"Incubator... hm-- that is interesting. I've never heard that term," Ford started and slowly retracted his hand. Ford knelt down a little so he'd be closer to eye level with Kyubey. He couldn't help the slight chuckle that escaped him at the question.
"Heh... actually, this is my house. I am typically down in the-- er, downstairs.. but I have been here this entire time I assure you." Stanford studied the Incubator for another moment before he spoke again. "However, I have studied this town for some time. I've never met another such as yourself-- where exactly are you from... oh, well, and I suppose what should I call you?"
