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izzy's playlists!
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$LAYYYTER
Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
KIROKAZE
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#extradirty
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@doctorbethany
Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways
The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.
Save me teen dystopia love triangle
Teen dystopia love triangle save me
In honor of Tomodachi Life 2 getting announced here’s a painting of the iconic apartment
Deeply fascinated by the fact that the US/UK Tomodachi Life directs had different clowns like they're version exclusive Pokemon
2026 year of apollo justice!!!
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
Dipper, Mabel, and Waddles!
original image under cut :) reblogs appreciated!
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Tu es, ah, how you say, une petite hater~~ 🧚
we all got that one friend who thinks he's beyond saving
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
jacob how poetic
Jacinthe jumpscare
I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was literally just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really really excited when I posted it like “OH HELL YEAH IT’S THE PANTS BIRD”
To be fair. They were pretty cute.
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
You're not wrong
It’s time to meet the 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths on The Monolith Show tonight. It’s time to put on make up, it’s time to dress up right. It’s time to meet the 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths on The Monolith Show tonight.
#1005 - Roaring Moon
