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[tiny-drunk-priest]

"Ello' gold cookie!" A tall, centaur-like cookie with deer features approaches Finkia. "You looks' fancy! Almos' like the great Millenni'l Tree!" (@forest-caretaker)

@forest-caretaker

The golden honey cookie seemed…off put by the sudden deer centaur…

“I don’t-…..okay I guess this is happening now…. Ah…hello…”

One would think he would be used to strange creatures as the Helenist Island is full of them…but a deer centaur was new.

[forest-caretaker]

“Hihi! You even got the horns like him!!”

The deer centaur proceeds to gush over this for a few minutes and then grins at Finkia. A small horn bumps at their side, and they take hold of it.  “My names Fig!”

[hot-hot-tamale]

The strange sounds of hooves could be heard, and a soft hum could be heard. After a while, whatever was inside the castle, began to make a noise..Like it was a horn. (@forest-caretaker)

He was half asleep at the time before hearing the horn and nearly stumbled back into his box setup out of fright. Fire Spirit shook his head before climbing on top of the throne and looked over to see who it was. Ah right, Fig. Of course. There was no other horn that could make the sound theirs could. “Hey there man. What brings ya to the castle?”

[ @forest-caretaker ]

[forest-caretaker]

Fig lowers their horn down and smiles at Fire Spirit cheerfully. They did seem pretty happy. “I jus’ wanted to vis’t! I heards that a lotta things changed!” Fig explains. “I figure I’d find you here maybe!!

[hot-hot-tamale]

“Well of course buddy! Oh my god you have no idea how happy I am to see ya.” He Hoppes down behind the throne before going ahead and walked fully out. “For one, this guy just became king!” Fire Spirit slightly boasted but did quickly knock off his act. “As cool as it sounds it’s really boring actually. Papers here and there.”

[forest-caretaker]

“King?” They echo, surprised. They never expected this! “Amazin’! How did that happ’n?” Fig asked, proceeding to ignore the boring papers  part. “Did you inheir’ from the drag’n?”

[hot-hot-tamale]

“I sure did. I wasn’t a prince for no reason Fig my man. She’s my mom afterall.” He laughed. For the first time he seemed proud to be calling himself a king. In fact it only was until recently he had fully accepted everything and began to take his new role more seriously but of course not too much. “Man it’s some sight to see. A cookie leading the largest colony of dragons. One would have never expected that before!”

[forest-caretaker]

Fig looked like they were in awe, and smiled more at Fire spirit. “I didn’ expect it! You must be able do anythin’ you wan’ now!” They cheered, bringing their horn close to their chest. Probably to get ready to blow through it again.

[forest-caretaker]

“ Do you want to drown? You have a hole in the boat as big as my two fists. ”

Fig seemed shocked for a moment, buts smiled at the strange red cookie that stood before them. Time to go back into character

And so, they didn’t say a thing. Like they were waiting.

[rattmemes]

Excerpts from ‘THE BEST PIRATE STORIES EVER TOLD’ Starters

excerpts are taken from provided quotes and shanty lyrics from the book the Best Pirate Stories Ever Told edited by Stephen Brennan

“ Adios todos! ” “ Tip me the black spot. ” “ For my part, I am the most innocent person of them all, only I have been sworn against by perjured persons. ” “ May the God of infinite Mercy be merciful to your Soul. ” “ If I find you upon the island when I come back, I’ll carry you to Jamaica and hang you. ” “ Go tell your King, he is the King of the Land; but I am the King of the Sea! ” “ Are you merchants destined to any port, or are you merely adventurers and pirates, who roam the seas without any place of destination, and live by rapine and ruin? ” “ Don’t be in a fright, but put your clothes on, and I’ll let you into a secret. ” “ You must know I am Captain now. ” “ If you have a mind to make one of us, we will receive you. ” “ Here’s a boat, you shall be set on shore. ” “ I have committed murder and I know I must die for it. ” “ If you wish to add anything further you will still be heard. ” “ I believe I have said enough. ” “ No man is a pirate, unless his contemporaries agree to call him so. ” “ There’s nothing I can do. I cannot withstand my destiny. ” “ The devil told me last night in the great cabin that I shall be murdered. ” “ Fear not the sea, for those born to be hanged will never drown. ” “ It is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King. ” “ He was the mildest manner’d man that never scuttled ship or cut a throat. ” “ With such true breeding of a gentlemen, you never could discern his real thought. ” “ Pity he loved an adventurous life’s variety, he was so great a loss to good society. ” “ A-pirating we go! ” “ Far as the breeze can bear, the billows foam, survey our empire, and behold our home! ” “ These are our realms, no limits to their sway. ” “ Our flag the sceptre all who meet obey. ” “ No dread of death if with us die our foes. ” “ Repair the boat, replace the helm or oar. ” “ All obey and few inquire his will. ” “ She walks the waters like a thing of life. ” (in reference to a ship) “ Kiss the doubt from these delighted eyes. ” “ That man of loneliness and mystery scarce seen to smile, and seldom heard to sigh. ” “ Accuse not, hate not him who wears the spoils. ” “ There was a laughing Devil in his sneer. ” “ He, who would see, must be himself unseen. ” “ He knew himself a villain. ” “ Do you want to drown? You have a hole in the boat as big as my two fists. ” “ What! you won’t treat us, Cap’n? ” “ Let us see what liquor you brought from England. ” “ Why, you skinflint shark. ” “ If you drink not with us, we’ll broach your fat hull! ” “ It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear. ” “ It is mine to divide it, and yours to obey. ” “I only shed blood where another shed tears. ” “ We’ll win upon the tossing sea. ” “ I’m going to be a pirate with a bright brass pivot-gun. ” “ If you turn sober, and attend to business, perhaps in time I may make you one of my lieutenants. ”

[forest-caretaker]

“Somethin’ feels wron’ here..”

[sweetloveletterx-deactivated201]

❤  @forest-caretaker has a love letter! ❤

“Eep! everyone has a secret admirer! The fun part about this is finding out who! I mostly spend my time writing my own for most of cookies specially on Valentine’s day!”

[forest-caretaker]

“ғɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴏ?” Fig sounds slightly surprised, then they smile. “I see!!”

[forest-caretaker]

“Doot..”

[forest-caretaker]

"Good day! you got a love letter from a cookie." Cotton smiled handing them a love letter.

Fig held it in their hands, a curious expression on their face. “A lett’r?” They echo, tilting their head. “Which cookie made it?”

[sweetloveletterx-deactivated201]

“It seems your letter was sent from a secret admirer of yours. How cute!” Cotton smiled along with a giggle.

[forest-caretaker]

“Secret..Admire?” They sound surprised, a soft blush forming. “I..I did’n know I had one!” Fig glances at Cotton, then back at the letter.

[forest-caretaker]

☆ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ғɪɢ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴʙᴏx! ☆

[forest-caretaker]

"Good day! you got a love letter from a cookie." Cotton smiled handing them a love letter.

Fig held it in their hands, a curious expression on their face. “A lett’r?” They echo, tilting their head. “Which cookie made it?”

[forest-caretaker]

doot?

“DOOT!”

[forest-caretaker]

Why are you the cutest thing ever?

“Me? Cutes’? Thank you!”

[forest-caretaker]

Hey! isn't your name Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas?

“Cuse’ me? I don’ understand!”

[forest-caretaker]

DOOT DOOT

“DOOT!”They seem so cheerful!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Upsetting and Twisted reaction asks for Sad Muses

*General TW for grief and misery below*

~ How would your muse behave if they are at their angriest? Would they lash out and hurt someone?

~ What is the most extreme thing your muse would do for someone they love?

~ Your muse now has the ability to bring a deceased loved one back to life perfectly (no decay or anything, just as they last saw them). The catch is, their loved one would have no memory of your muse at all. Would they do it anyway?

~ Your muse opens their door one rainy night to find a child (of their same species) standing outside and soaking wet. They say they have no family and are lost, would your muse take them in as their own?

~ What is the saddest state your muse has ever been in? Describe them in their most depressing, loneliest state. How do they behave?

~ What subject tends to make your muse go into a “soul searchy” state?

~ What is your muse’s personal hell like? Is there anyone or anything there to terrorize them?

~ Describe your muse’s top 3 worst nightmares they have ever dreamed up.

~ Describe your muse’s top 3 nightmares in real life.

~ What is the worst situation your muse has ever been in?

~ Describe a moment in your muse’s life when they have been seriously injured or sick. How close could they have been to dying?

~ Are there any sights or images that make your muse feel sad or lonely?

~ Describe a time when your muse was completely alone. How did they handle it?

~ If your muse could make one perfect wish, what would they wish for?

~ When was the last time your muse found themselves crying alone, with no one to support them?

~ Your muse has to sacrifice something or someone precious to save the world. What would their sacrifice end up being? A cherished memory or memento? Or something greater than that…?

~ What is an activity your muse will do to clear their head?

~ Have your muse describe the worst physical pain they have been in.

~ Have your muse describe the worst emotional pain they have been in.

~ The five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Describe your muse in each stage after losing a loved one.

~ What is one thing your muse deeply regrets doing?

~ If your muse found out they were dying in 42 hours, who would they visit and spend time with? Would they try to do anything on their bucket list or spend the last few moments of their life surrounded by loved ones?

~ What is something noble your muse has done that they never got credit or recognition for?

~ What is the meanest thing anyone has ever done to/said to/ called your muse?

~ Are there any holidays your muse cannot celebrate properly without feeling upset or lonely?

~ Your muse has “gone savage” for an hour and has injured everyone around them in some way as a result. How bad would they feel after snapping out of it?

~ Your muse is on their deathbed. They start seeing loved ones who have passed on in their life. Who is there to guide them to heaven as they die?

[forest-caretaker]

🍁 - favorite season?

“Sprin’! The for’st comes alive gain’ and alltha’ otha’ animals come back!”

[thememebunny]

Harvest Moon Asks

These asks are inspired by the common elements of games Harvest Moon or Story of Seasons.

If the icons are not available, simply copy-paste the full question if possible.

🐶 - What is your muse’s favorite animals? Do they have pets and/or be around animals regularly?

🌸 - Do your muse like plants, if so what kind? Would they be type to grow any if they could?

🎁 - What type of gifts would they like or love to get? Do they have a reason for liking them?

💢 - What kind of gifts would they dislike or hate to get? Would they have a reason for hating it?

💘 - A tip of winning their heart or gaining their friendship.

💔 A way to make them disappointed, mad, or not impressed.

💕 - Heart Event! What kind of scenario would you like to seen between our muses (if the sender is a multimuse please state for which muse if possible).

🎀 - Have your muse ever been in a competition or participate in any regularly? If so, what kind of contests?

😀 - Do they have a lot friends or a few? Do they attempt to get along with others around them?

🍽️ - What are they favorite types of food? Least favorite? Do they know how to cook?