I cannot decide what my favourite part of RWARB is because it's all too good to just pick one scene. Anyway not to pull an Alex or anything but here's an incomplete list of some of my favourite parts:
Henry and Alex arguing over which Star Wars movie is the best (Alex is right).
When Alex said he thought if Henry would kill him it would be up-close, personal, and sensuous, and Henry got all flustered.
"I've been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of Mum, Philip."
The mural of Firstprince as Han and Leia. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
The fact that Alex's security and Henry's security were in a fucking long-distance relationship the whole-ass time.
Alex's complete obliviousness to the true nature of Nora and June’s feelings toward each other.
Right out of the gate we get Alex wanting June to read aloud fanfiction about him omg I love him so much.
EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND?
"I want you - " "The fucking have me."
"You obtuse fucking asshole."
Alex tying Henry’s hands to the bedpost with a fucking necktie.
The way Alex got so turned on watching Henry play polo.
Alex literally shoving Henry back into the closet to hide him from Zahra.
Making out against the portrait of Alexander Hamilton, Alex’s namesake, bicon, who is probably smiling fondly and very proudly at Alex from the grave.
Henry calling Alex "love."
"He just . . . Well, he gets told he’s great a lot. He just doesn’t often get told he’s good enough."
"Tell Shaan I say hi and I miss that sweet sweet ass xoxoxo." "I will not."
"You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life." "Thanks!"
Alex calling Henry’s dad a "total babe."
"I'm gonna take your pants off now." "Yes, good, carry on."
"Act like the sun shines out of his dick."
"He wants to set himself on fire, but he can't afford for anyone to see him burn."
Henry’s favourite author being Jane Austen. 💖💖💖
Okay I'm gonna stop now because that's like half the book.
