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May God forgive me but I have enjoyed a Taylor Swift song or two in my time...

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Oh so you'll reblog my posts but you won't tell me that I have bewitched you body and soul and you never wish to be parted from me from this day on? I see how it is...

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via whitneyhg

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Hey, don't kill yourself! World cup is over, okay?

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How am I supposed to be motivated to do things when I don't even have a lifelong nemesis that I have obscene sexual tension with, trying to foil my plans???

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When some dudebro wants a 24 year old party girl to marry and be his pretty, docile little housewife who greets him with a homecooked meal and open legs every evening, thats misogyny, but when I fantasize about domesticating Hudson Williams and bending him over the kitchen counter while he wears nothing but a frilly apron, that's actually me fighting for gender equality and to abolish the patriarchy, so you can't cancel me for that.

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They should invent an internet friend you can go run errands and get groceries with.

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Born to be a fruity 19th century dandy, squandering his family's fortune on embroidered waistcoats and parties and opium and pretty boys and girls and disgracing the family name by making beautiful but shocking art that scandalizes society by criticizing the crown and the church and containing multiple thinly veiled references to my prolific sex life, forced to be a socially anxious girl with a 9 to 5 and zero artistic talent.

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Shane and Ilya decide they need to have A Song. Ilya spends all week searching through playlists titled "The Greatest Love Songs of all Time", agonizing over the choice because nothing exactly captures just how he feels about his man before giving up and deciding what they have has clearly never been felt before in the existence of humankind.

Meanwhile Shane instantly picks out Treat Me Like A Slut by Kim Petras.

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Once you've deconstructed Christianity is actually so funny. "Thou shall not kill." Oh really, Mr Genocide is telling us killing is bad? The guy with the kill count of a marvel supervillain thinks killing people is wrong? Okay, buddy, sure!

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I love a good Shane and Ilya do blushing virgin x pushy asshole roleplay as much as the next girl, BUT I love to think of Shane initiating his whole "no, I've never done this before, I can't, we have to stop..." thing, and Ilya pulling an uno reverse card and just going "ok, sure, that's fine." and just rolling over in bed.

Shane sits up and is about to pout about Ilya ruining the game when Ilya turns back to him and says "you probably couldn't take it anway."

"What?"

"Well if it really is your first time.. it would be too much for you."

And Shane finally catches the glint in his eye and realises this is still a game, just a different one.

"It wouldnt."

"No. I know your type. You think it's fun to get a guy all riled up and then leave him with blue balls."

"I wouldnt do that."

"No really, it's fine." Ilya starts to get up off the bed. "You're not a slut and that's fine. I can just go find me someone who is. I have plenty of girls in my phone who will let me do whatever I want to them, who don't need any convincing and who don't need me to spend half an hour opening up so they can take my dick."

Shane gets up on his knees on the bed in front of Ilya. "I could be a slut."

"Mmm, no, I don't think so."

"I could. For you."

"Prove it."

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Two weeks off from work! What should I do with my time?

Buff Girl Summer! Gym every day!

Read gay fanfiction

Write gay fanfiction

Attempt to crochet and sew myself an entire new wardrobe

Pick up a new hobby I dont have the time or money or space for

IDC girl, it's your life.

Voting ended onJul 13

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Gather round everyone, positive affirmations/manifestation time-

🤝🤝Connor Storrie IS growing out his tummy hair as we speak. We WILL be seeing Ilya's tummy hair in Season 2. 🤝🤝

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Hey, I just posted my first fic on AO3 (hint hint in case you wanna leave kudos or a comment..)

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Therapy this, anti-depressant medication that, please, I know exactly what I need and that is to pop my brain out, give it a vigorous scrubbing in a nice cold creek, wring it out and hang it to dry in the warm summer sun and letting it flutter in the breeze before putting it back in.