foreveralonebaritone

i reblog shit that makes me laugh SO

[moldyjunk]

I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT

[thecommonchick]

I’m crying 😂😂

[foreveralonebaritone]

Ash: woah what is this Pokemon

Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex

[borderlinebeee]

someone who genuinely cares about and loves me: you know you can always talk to me right?

me, knowing full goddamn well I will never ever tell them all the shit going on with me: aw thanks ily I will

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

[chaoticbabyg]

[daniels-ramblings]

Help me find my dog?

So, lemme start this out by saying I know this probably won’t work but I am the most desperate person atm and I really love my dog and I don’t wanna just give up at trying to get her back

So this is Candy, she’s about 12 weeks old. She was stolen about 3 days ago from our yard because she got off our porch while my dad wasn’t home (I don’t live here)

Lemme just say this is the dog that my grown Pitt bull gave birth to, that I had to nurse by bottle for almost a week after she was born because she wasn’t eating, the dog I named and began training, and the dog that I personally took care of until I brought her to my dad’s when she was about 10 weeks old.

She doesn’t respond to her name yet, I don’t think. She has a black collar with white (probably brown with dirt) skulls and crossbones on it. She basically has the body of a pitbull, but the fur patterns of a Rottweiler; black body, brown paws, and she has a white speck on her nose, and lil black speckles on it.

My dad’s house is in Raephord North Carolina. If you see this dog at a shelter in this area (I have to ask my dad to stop by one) PLEASE pm me and tell me the shelter. If you see this dog in a yard or something in this area, PLEASE pm me and give me an address, or a plate number or SOMETHING that will help. We filed a police report but otherwise I can’t do anything else but ask for help.

I know this probably won’t work, chances are really thin, but I really love this dog and if/when I get her back I’m taking her to have her chipped as soon as I get paid what I’m owed, and she’s staying on a chain outside until we get her house trained.

If you don’t live in this area could you pls rb this? I know, it probably won’t work, but please just try to help me out? I just want my dog back

[minioning]

[foreveralonebaritone]

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

[gothicprep]

this pig is relatable

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

can y'all leave Denise fucking alone!!! what’s she done to y'all

[dajo42]

tune in next w

[thewightknight]

Bush full of Kittens

[teenscoolest]

[carudamon119]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

love games! im bad at each and every single one of them

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[my-wanton-self-deactivated20191]

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

[milesyart]

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

[queenyharnamgone-deactivated202]

@bloodrock-lobster

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me