[tastefullyoffensive]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[love]

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[ukulelekatie]

Me thinking about how different countries have different shaped electrical outlets

[sameoldsin]

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

[andlifemovesonn]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“I suffer because of myself. It is my own soul all the time that is bothering me.”

— Henry Miller, from a letter to Anaïs Nin featured in A Literate Passion: Letters Of Anaïs Nin & Henry Miller (1932 - 1953

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever

[encoffin]

[memorizethisday]

we stan a legend

[gahdamnpunk]

Brenda had TIME today

[dilf-pickle]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[fromrushhourwithlove]

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

dude shut the fuck up lol

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

[cloama]

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

finally some good news from this tic tac infested hellscape

[womanzer]

[feministism]

[angstbotfic]

almost like only some lives count.