that bitch

this is a time capsule and i’m accepting the digital footprint alright fuck it

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

[pistols-and-petticoats]

@thisshitisbananagirl

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[markv5]

Баг в повседневной жизни

[napoleanbonafarte]

“A bug in real life”

[diarmuiduaduibhne]

This is the Bethesda Cat. Reblog in the next 15 minutes to clip through the floor and die instantaneously, infinitely falling into the untextured void below the map

[softcngel-deactivated20181109]

@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

this is the money cat, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[flowerinaflame]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

OY MISTA YOU ME DAD?

[ohifonlyx33]

Mother says we mustn’t eat the biscuits in the tin because they’re for guests.

[unicornempire]

Mother says we must all be good for the guests.

[world-of-cats]

[batcoins]

It’s pumpkin season guise.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FEED THE PUMPKINS

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

[illinicoise]

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

[sciaphobe]

samoyeds are really just stage-3 evolutions of pomeranians.

Unevolved pomeranian

American eskimos are the awkward stage 2 evolution

Final evolution is samoyed. Ancient legendary pokemon.

[chloros1s]

Great Pyrenees- Mega Evolution

[vysanthe]

This doesn’t match my blog theme but this is so true. 

[africanmani-deactivated20170514]

catfish

[st215]

LOL

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[saying]