zombie pirate king

alexandra/18/mancunian aspiring pilot lady who is slightly too much of a nerd to function in general society

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[foreverisodoped]

when playing a video game...

enemy: *hits me*

me:don't be so fucking rude

[the-laissez-pharaoh]

1 reblog = 1 prayer :’(

[judithwilde]

“You can’t use fictional characters as a coping mechanism. “

[foreverisodoped]

author's note on fanfic ch4: i'll probably have it updated by the end of this week!

author's note on fanfic ch5: so i know it's been two years but i can explain

[feralsaarebas]

Settler: Hey, I know you’ve been traveling with that Mayor Hancock for a while now but are you sure he’s…I mean I know he’s good in a fight and all but…

Me:

[foreverisodoped]

my new pixie cut is so cute and I will fight anyone who disagrees

[metalgirlsolid-deactivated20200]

STOP GIVING ME SHITTY 40 DOLARS DLC I DONT WANNA BUILD A FUCKING COFEE TABLE I WANNA FUCK MY GHOUL BOYFRIEND GOOD AND HARD TOM HOWARD YOU FUCK

[sigurdjarlson]

sole survivor: *sucking hancock’s dick*

other companions: you’re sucking up a lot of rads here

[foreverisodoped]

Favorite character: *appears*

Me: hoLY-

Me: *strangled screaming*

Me: *pounds fist on table*

Me: do yOU SEE MY CHILD

Me: THAT IS MY BABY

Me: *more screaming*

[g781]

[foreverisodoped]

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character's face* *whispers* I'm gonna get you laid

[chucklenutz-deactivated20170611]

- The men of Fallout 4 -

How can anyone dislike any of the the companions? They’re all badass.

See the ladies here

[linfromsaintsrow-deactivated201]

Visit Original Link

it never stops

[knight-lite]

[aen--elle-deactivated20161106]

How to annoy non-Fallout players 101, aka my family.

[neku-sakuraba-deactivated201806]

someone: you can’t use fictional characters as a coping mechanism

me: allow me to demostrate

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

when Father tries to convince you to work with him but the Brotherhood of Steel has a cool blimp

[theflyingfoxy]

Game: You have to find your son!

Me, hugging Kent Connolly: I found him

Game: …….no……that’s not

Me: shhhhhhhhhhhh i found him