Sex Education Sentence Meme
all sentences are taken from episodes 5-8 of netflix’s sex education. feel free to change pronouns, etc as you see fit!
“Okay cool. We’ll just have sex in the back of my car forever.”
“That weird kid who looks like a Victorian Ghost”
“Speak with us. Or your precious fellowship will meet the same fate.”
“I don’t want mutant sperm.”
“Why did you throw your phone in the bush?”
“Hey, Cock Biter’s here!”
“My skin feels like a carpet.”
“I’m a bitch. I’m a bitch to everyone.”
“Why are your arms so freakishly long?”
“I’m not a shiny person.”
“I am watching you with my ears.”
“Are you gonna sniff my head again?”
“It’s good to be home, frog face.”
“Disappear again and I’ll stab you in the eye.”
“We live as we dream, alone.”
“Only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.”
“Do I look like I have a Cinderella complex?”
“Ritualized teenaged fun sucks.”
“You got me a flower handcuff but you forgot to invite me.”
“Well you look like an angry aubergine.”
“What is your problem? You can’t tell people we’re orphans!”
“We’re all born alone and we all die alone.”
“You’re not a kangaroo, you’re an asshole.”
“Maybe I am learning from my brave kid.”
“Let’s do this, you cosmic hunk.”
“I called her a goat and she left.”
“You played whale music and you wouldn’t stop talking.”
“Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.”
“This emergency supersedes our argument!”
“So what does this sheer and perilous hill have to do with my vagina?”
“I don’t wanna fuck a hill.”
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