Diamonds. Always.

more will never be enough

[lucysbasement]

[janedoescello]

[acanaryhope]

Composer stereotypes as described by cats

Inspired by the many “as described by cats” posts circulating in the music part of tumblr. I’ve been meaning to make this for awhile, but never got around to it. So here, I give you, in no particular order:

Brahms Cat:

Elgar Cat:

Liszt Cat:

Haydn and Mozart cats, respectively:

(that other guy must be Salieri)

Beethoven Cat:

angsty, of course

Mahler Cat: 

so serious

Wagner cat:

Berlioz Cat:

And last but not least, Philip Glass cat:

[eugeniac29]

[drowned-in-daydreams]

[drowned-in-daydreams]

[redguitarrr]

Musical Instruments Photographed From Inside

violin, cello, flute and pipe organ

pics by Mierswa Kluska

[he-r-o]

~

[foreversparklingandshining-blog]

if my cello teacher spoke like my friends speak

lisa: omg perf. omg. your tone. omg

lisa: the dvorak concert is the trillest. trills are the trillest. omfg. trills. i'm crying.

lisa: so sautille. very wrist movement.

lisa: spoopy strings

lisa: if you forget your group music one more time you will become another casualty of the skeleton war

lisa: HELLA phrase shaping. HELLA. A+

lisa: omfg pls never hold your bow that way again

lisa: very few cellists rosin their bow statistic incorrect. spiders eleanore, who lives in a cave and never rosins her bow, is statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

lisa: those double stops are mad fresh

lisa: we accept the bridge warping we think we deserve

lisa: your refusal to sink the weight of your arm into the string i cry errytime

lisa: paulo pandolfo's aesthetic is one u should strive to emulate. so totally punk rock.

me: plays in sixth position successfully

lisa: come on and SLAM, and welcome to the JAM

lisa: your bow budgeting is kinda bumming me out

[sad-life-of-a-musician]

When you nail something and no one else does

[zamankaybolmaz]

[howshouldwebassoon-blog]

Oh look...another violinist won the concerto competition...

[gottabeastringplayer]

MUSICIAN PROBLEM #378:

TRYING TO FIND BLACK CLOTHES THAT ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME SHADE OF BLACK AND NOT SUCCEEDING

(submitted by bluesnafu)

[br-e-a-t-h-e]

[cutevines]

[iopichio]

I can’t get over the fact that these things EXIST.

[foreversparklingandshining-blog]

bbs

[haniasedes]

[foreversparklingandshining-blog]

furrever

[miuccias]