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this is how shippuden is going
team7 on a hiking trip!!
naruto ruined his water bottle and had to ask for papashi's for the whole trip
sakura is the only one who forgot her hat so she had to wear papashi's stupid cap instead
I feel like kids borrowed half of the kkshi's stuff because they forgot something. sasuke didn't forget anything but pretended that he did just to feel included
(I also used this video as an inspo for their outfits!)
why is there NO ulquiorra fics… like please how am i supposed to goon to my favorite character WHEN THERES NOTHING ABOUT HIM!! please give him love 💔
team 7oser ☀️
The other day i was talking to @oh-no-its-bird about a modern au where akatsuki is just in jail and it was so funny i had to draw this.
Bonus of Suigetsu being a real one
when you lost your mother (Enjin) at the supermarket (junk desert)
The concept of him kissing over and over on your birth marks cos he believes that your lover in a past life left that so he wants to override it by licking and sucking over that spot over and over again and its way worse if you have one between your legs, you will literally be fighting for your life to get him away from there cause he has been overstimulating you for God knows how long just for him to look up at you with a dopey smile and say "babe hold on I'm trying to give you another birth mark"
haiiii 🍬anon here can i request broke yuji and broker gf!! tyty ily mamas
they’re me for realsies bc my entire childhood i thought the cheesecake factory was THE fanciest place on the planet 😭😭
opinion warning!
this might be a hot take but i HATE reading bimbo reader fics.
to be specific like hyper feminine reader who's literally the embodiment of a male fantasy and she's just stupid as fuck and has no self respect and is literally only used to furthur the plot by having sex with whoever the oneshot is about. its one thing when the fic actually has depth to it and is genuinely interesting to read, but when reader stops having a personality and good dialogue is when I drop the work because at what point does this become an excuse to literally write vile porn where a man degrades a woman for 6k words while plowing her from the back???? i don't mean to be that guy but we spent tewww long fighting for individuality just to give into the male gaze and turn our characters into literal fleshlights for the sake of kinks and horniness. I do understand the view of "well it's just writing" "well if you don't like it don't read it" "well degradation/dumbification kink" "well self-insert/self-indulgent", but in my personal opinion it gets to a point of being straight porn and feeding into the male fantasy of stupid big tiddy fat booty perfect body dumb bimbo porn bitches and just wanting to write about sex and being able to dumb down the reader to make it easier to write. yes I do dabble in bimbo reader fics sometimes they're cunty as fuck, I literally just read one the other day, but some fics do a very bad job at portraying a dumb sexy reader with a personality.
in no way AT ALL am I shaming writers by posting this because I myself am a mid ass writer and I rarely write anymore anyways so honestly feel free to completely ignore this because if you disagree then why should a random opinion matter to you :)
tord sfw alphabet
pairings: tord x reader
cw: none,fluff
author’s note: my FIRST ever fanfic I’ve posted on tumblr eeeek i’m so excited. hope you guys enjoy ♡*.゚
a = affection (how they show their love?)
tord’s way of showing love is through acts of service. despite being a trigger happy maniac who is obsessed with guns, tord is quite romantic.
he doesn’t have much experience with girls but he’s willing to try for you. he does all the traditional things, buying you bouquets and big boxes of chocolate, taking you on dates and absolutely charming you with his easy going nature.
and if he isn’t buying these things, he’s making them by hand. he is an inventor of sorts so he uses his skills to pour his heart out into whatever he’s made for you.
whilst tord does these actions out of genuine love and appreciation for his s/o, he would like a reward for all his hard work. it could come in the form of a peck on the lips or a kiss on the forehead, any sort of attention or gratitude from you is good enough.
b = beginning (how do they act at the beginning of your relationship?)
at the start while he’s courting you, he’ll be very cocky and confident but once that cockiness wears off you start to see cracks in his personality.
he becomes just a little nervous, wondering what you think about every little thing he does. that’s when he resorts to gift giving more than conversation in hopes that his gifts could convey the feelings he had trouble saying with words.
c = compliments (how much do they compliment you?)
tord showers you in compliments, subtle little words of affection slipping past his lips so easily in that norwegian accent that sounds like honey seeping into your ears.
it could be something as simple as complimenting your outfit or your hairstyle but whatever you do, tord always finds a way to compliment you about it.
d = domestic (how domestic are they?)
now eddsworld already takes place in a universe that’s already domestic so him settling down with you isn’t something he’s averted to.
e = eye contact (do they hold eye contact?)
tord loves to hold eye contact with you, just watching you in general is enough for him but to also have your attention on him is something he enjoys. tord doesn’t speak much so just staring into your eyes for him is like a conversation itself.
f = flaws (what are their flaws?)
oh he has a lot, but his biggest flaw has to be his hentai addiction. ever since he started dating you he’s been cutting back on it but sometimes he cheats on his promise, going behind your back to watch at least one video.
g = gentle (how gentle are they?)
extremely gentle with you and only you, him and his friends mess around a lot, always hurting each other and doing wacky shit when they’re together but you? he wouldn’t dream of harming you not even with words.
h = honesty (how honest are they?)
doesn’t like to lie, especially to his friends but he will if it benefits him. Otherwise than that he’s a pretty honest guy, with the exception of telling harmless white lies as to not hurt your feelings.
i = insecurity (what are they insecure about?)
what he really does when he’s away. He’s a criminal, a wanted man, and loving you means involving you, voluntarily or not in his life of crime.
he cannot spend a lot of time with you and he’s worried that would lead to your relationship’s downfall.
j = jealousy (what gets them jealous?)
when others hog your attention. it pisses him off to no end to see a naive idiot try to gain your affection.
will send death glares their way because really how could they have the audacity to indulge in conversation with you? they simply aren’t worthy.
k = kisses (how often do they kiss you and where?)
aside from acts of services, kisses are his go-to way of showing passion.
a kiss on the cheek or one to the lips are his most frequent places to kiss you, but when he’s in the particular mood, will kiss you on the neck or on the back of your hand.
l = loyalty (how loyal are they?)
when tord decides you’re the one, you’re the one, not that he’d ever cheat anyway. no one else compares to you once he decides to really let you in his heart.
if you’re that important he vows to work on his hentai addiction for the betterment of your relationship, you obviously mean a lot to him.
m = mornings (how are mornings spent with them?)
sometimes he wakes up early sometimes he sleeps in. honestly, it depends on his mood. when he’s awake early he will make breakfast but when he sleeps in you’re the one who normally does the cooking.
n = nerves (how nervous do they get around you?)
before you guys were serious he was an awkward mess. when his cockiness faded and he realized you were looking to stay, he got really nervous around you.
he didn’t know what to do or say despite taking you on dates and giving you multiple gifts prior. honestly, he really didn’t think you guys were going to last.
he’s very bad at communicating his feelings but he still cares deeply for you, that’s why instead of sweating buckets with how nervous he got whenever you were around, he gave you gifts instead.
o = open (how open are they?)
took a long time for him to truly open up to you. he’s the type of person you really have to invest time and patience in, but those qualities make a good relationship, right?
like an orange, tord has many layers, he’s hard to get to and a bit serious on the outside but once you reach the inside he’s rather sweet.
good things take time so don’t give up on him so soon.
p = petnames (does he call you by any petnames?)
probably occasionally calls you some lovey dovey word in norwegian like kjæreste, but otherwise than that I don’t think he would address you as anything else. maybe if your name is long he’d call you by a shortened version.
q = quiet (how quiet are they when they’re with you?)
like previously stated, tord doesn’t speak much but he doesn’t mind hearing you ramble on while he listens.
most times you would lay down on his chest while he reads a book about engineering. moments like those are ones he cherishes.
just listening to the calming sound of your breathing to remind him you’re still here, that you really are his while you guys enjoy each other’s company in comfortable silence.
r = romance (how romantic are they?)
very. despite most of his knowledge about women coming from the porn he reads/watches, he treats you amazingly.
you guys are walking around town and you stare at something a little longer than usual? the next day it’s on your bed with a note and little doodles he drew on the piece of paper.
s = secrets (does they share their secrets with you?)
let’s be honest, no. he doesn’t share secrets and would rather keep you far away from the truth.
t = trust (how much do they trust you?)
he respects you so of course he trusts you but that’s only with certain type of information.
u = unspoken feelings (what are some things they still keep bottled away?)
his emotions about his double life. he obviously doesn’t inform you about it and doesn’t plan on informing you any time soon.
his heart always does a little leap when you see a wanted poster with his face on it but you’re either too oblivious to notice or busy to care.
v = vulnerability (how vulnerable are they with you?)
prefers to not show his vulnerable side. wants to be viewed as man who can protect you and vulnerability is a no-no.
is less opposed to you seeing him unprotected compared to anyone else. once he realizes you don’t care, that you actually do want him to be vulnerable with you, he’ll start to show that soft side.
w = wholesome acts (what are some wholesome acts they do?)
participates in your hobbies and expects you to do the same.
will absolutely show interest in whatever you love, even if it’s a six season show with two movies he will study it from head to toe just to be able to talk to you about it.
seeing you passionate about something makes him happy.
x = x-ray (how they look at you)
through rose colored glasses. you can do no wrong to him, you have no flaws or imperfections.
for everything that makes you imperfect is exactly what makes you so perfect.
y = yearning (how much do they yearn for you?)
is a very patient man, his many inventions and gadgets take time to complete so endowing time into your relationship is a necessity he sometimes fails to preserve.
z = zzz (how do they sleep?)
trained himself to be a light sleeper. any sound has him waking up. with you though, your hands around his body and head on his chest, he sleeps more comfortably and deeply.