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[F] [30] [Official Keeper of the Neef] An all purpose account for reblogs, shitposting, art and whatever. Talk gets raunchy sometimes so you kids better stay off my goddamn lawn. TW for body horror, creepy crawlies, violence/gore, blatant overuse of ellipses, illustrated nudity/tumblr friendly anatomical correctness lol I dunno what ya'll even allow these days

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[bigsquinky]

[ashenmind]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Under the soft light of the doorway, a mother finds moments to rest while never straying far from the two tiny lives she has brought into the world. Sometimes she watches from above, listening and keeping guard, and other times she curls around them, holding them close against her warmth. In these early days they sleep, stretch, and search for comfort, knowing only the safety of their mother and the small home that shelters them. It is a simple scene, but one filled with devotion, instinct, and the quiet beginning of two new little lives growing under her care.

Text/photos by Squirrel Boxes

[viralfrog]

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[tilbageidanmark]

Dumplings

[bovineblogger]

the most beautiful baby on earth

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[animalids]

Atlantic horseshoe crab (Limulus polyphemus)

Photo by nanwillufl

[bogleech]

They are called pusher feet!

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[extra-vertebrae]

A few bits and bobs from the side-blog. Dynamax (not Gigantimax) Grimmsnarl, and Hoopa. I've grown kind of fond of Hoopa - didn't like it one bit when I first saw it, but now it's managed to climb the heights of dork mountain to slap fight Darkrai for the honour of personal favourite mythical Pokemon. Though to be entirely fair this might be because throwing Hoopa through a Fetus(tm) filter turned out more successfully than it had any right to.

[colfy-in-a-jet]

She collect the dirt and do a little spin :)

Four-Toothed Mason Wasp (Monobia quadridens)

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[cosmonautroger]

[bogleech]

I want to know the original context, but I *will* forget it again on purpose.

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Giant driftwood on a beach in La Push, Washington (2010)