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[F] [30] [Official Keeper of the Neef] An all purpose account for reblogs, shitposting, art and whatever. Talk gets raunchy sometimes so you kids better stay off my goddamn lawn. TW for body horror, creepy crawlies, violence/gore, blatant overuse of ellipses, illustrated nudity/tumblr friendly anatomical correctness lol I dunno what ya'll even allow these days

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[wifehaver103947]

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[ultrafacts]

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[importantcatpics]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[sea-slug-daily]

Today’s sea slug is Pteraeolidia ianthina, commonly known as the blue dragon.

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/32631023

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[emilybeemartin]

I had a dream that Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli were solving a murder mystery in a giant mansion. Legolas kept eating popcorn.

[emilybeemartin]

Part II

[captain-price-returns]

[cinemamind]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space✨💫

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[slithergaunt]

This is painful. John Blanche has passed on.

Games Workshop and Warhammer would be nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, without him.

He was the beating heart of GW's worlds, made theses little toy games feel like they had a whole universe behind them.

His body of work is STAGGERING, and the amount detail he packed into each piece truly dwarfed the game itself.

One of the Lords.

Farewell.

👑

[thelaughingserpent]

This one in particular moved me. THIS is what I wanted my Tyranid army to look like. There was no way it could, but when playing that silly tabletop game, this is what I liked to imagine.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok